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Funny things kids say My 3 year old son crept into our bed in the early hours of yesterday morning as he usually does.
Anyway, I'm asleep and it nudges over to me and says "Daddy, daddy" So I open my eyes and say yes Sammy. He then says in a little cute whispery voice, "You've got a big willy and I've got a little willy".... 
It's not easy making a man laugh at 5:00am! p.s Do you think he was being sarcastic?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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 that's so random. what a cute kid. | |
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JasmineFire said: that's so random. what a cute kid.I know!
What would even make him think of that at 5:00am? ( I was wearing boxers) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: JasmineFire said: that's so random. what a cute kid.I know!
What would even make him think of that at 5:00am? ( I was wearing boxers) i have no earthly clue. maybe he just went to the bathrrom or something and was like, "wow, dad has a big willy and i have a little willy. i should go tell him that." | |
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JasmineFire said: bkw said: I know!
What would even make him think of that at 5:00am? ( I was wearing boxers) i have no earthly clue. maybe he just went to the bathrrom or something and was like, "wow, dad has a big willy and i have a little willy. i should go tell him that." He does seem to like his little willy quite alot I've noticed... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Too cute! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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bkw said: JasmineFire said: i have no earthly clue. maybe he just went to the bathrrom or something and was like, "wow, dad has a big willy and i have a little willy. i should go tell him that." He does seem to like his little willy quite alot I've noticed... like father like son... (j/k)
isn't three the age when boys start to notice that there's something there? | |
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JasmineFire said: bkw said: He does seem to like his little willy quite alot I've noticed... like father like son... (j/k)
isn't three the age when boys start to notice that there's something there? It appears so, unless someone glued his hand there.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: JasmineFire said: like father like son... (j/k)
isn't three the age when boys start to notice that there's something there? It appears so, unless someone glued his hand there.
Cute kid bkw!  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: bkw said: It appears so, unless someone glued his hand there.
Cute kid bkw! yep!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
Cute kid bkw! yep! Unlike his father  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: bkw said: yep! Unlike his father  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Unlike his father  | |
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DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
FUKIn classic wHAp MASTEr! | |
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I jsut spit water all over my keyboard...damn | |
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| So cute! both my boys are pretty obsessed with their willies (just like their father). They are fascinated with my lack of one. | |
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I'm fascinated by the lack of input from 2the9s on this thread.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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charlottegelin said: So cute! both my boys are pretty obsessed with their willies (just like their father). They are fascinated with my lack of one. starkitty rocks my box. | |
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bkw said: ....."You've got a big willy and I've got a little willy"....
How weird, The Wife said exactly the same thing to me this morning!
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my niece says, "you've got a bottom" and then slaps me on it and runs away giggling. | |
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oh, and in my gap year i was teaching some wonderful (and some not so wonderful) kids with learning difficulties, in a school in yorkshire.
One of the more naughty lads used to call me Michael Barrymore. Tha fuck that was all about. | |
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TheFrog said: oh, and in my gap year i was teaching some wonderful (and some not so wonderful) kids with learning difficulties, in a school in yorkshire.
One of the more naughty lads used to call me Michael Barrymore. Tha fuck that was all about. Maybe they thought you were a lanky streak of piss? | |
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doctormcmeekle said: TheFrog said: oh, and in my gap year i was teaching some wonderful (and some not so wonderful) kids with learning difficulties, in a school in yorkshire.
One of the more naughty lads used to call me Michael Barrymore. Tha fuck that was all about. Maybe they thought you were a lanky streak of piss? you such a charmer.  | |
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TheFrog said: doctormcmeekle said: Maybe they thought you were a lanky streak of piss? you such a charmer. It's in my genes! | |
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 Is this really you bkw?
No wonder your son's curiosity | |
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bkw said: My 3 year old son crept into our bed in the early hours of yesterday morning as he usually does.
Anyway, I'm asleep and it nudges over to me and says "Daddy, daddy" So I open my eyes and say yes Sammy. He then says in a little cute whispery voice, "You've got a big willy and I've got a little willy"....
It's not easy making a man laugh at 5:00am! p.s Do you think he was being sarcastic? It's so cute that you were sober enough that you could enjoy this moment. 
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2the9s said: bkw said: My 3 year old son crept into our bed in the early hours of yesterday morning as he usually does.
Anyway, I'm asleep and it nudges over to me and says "Daddy, daddy" So I open my eyes and say yes Sammy. He then says in a little cute whispery voice, "You've got a big willy and I've got a little willy"....
It's not easy making a man laugh at 5:00am! p.s Do you think he was being sarcastic? It's so cute that you were sober enough that you could enjoy this moment.
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doctormcmeekle said: bkw said: ....."You've got a big willy and I've got a little willy"....
How weird, The Wife said exactly the same thing to me this morning!
mrsbkw is a slut! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: p.s Do you think he was being sarcastic?
Yes! | |
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I used to call boobiez "pom-poms" No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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