I have important news. I can only tell him/her/it.

Hurry!

I order you not to tell me.

all right I'm here what do u have 2 say that's sooooo verrrry important u know I'm a busy person aint got a lot of spare time.

:crunch:

Here I am -- what do you need?

madartista said:

what the hell are you talking about...you know i rule this mutha...so bow down!

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

You were nowhere to be found. If you're gonna lead, you gotta be here when we need you!!!!

madartista said:

a tyranical, soon-to-be world ruler cant be here all the time, i have dogs to walk, cats to feed, cars to wash....tell u what, u look after this side of business when i'm off doing world domination things

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Okay, cool. Maybe we can work out a "mini-Ardeo" role for your times of absence.

madartista said:

COOL!

in the mean time, shave your head, get a tan, nice deep brown colour and of course a goatee

Apple said:

if it's about "where babies come from", we worked that already.

also better not be:

"i'm an apple"

Apple said:

People, people, who be the leader amongst you?

Nocturnal said:

You must be him.


"I am an apple."


dont tell anyone, it's a secret.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

working on the tan, got the goatee -- I'll go shave!!!!

Apple said:

did you come all the way from appleonia to tell us that?

we are touched.

now can we eat you?

Nocturnal said:

Only in the dark.

Apple said:

and


I dont like apples.....

you ain't new

Apple said:

What can I do for you?!

Apple said:

How appropriate.

As this is the Gay Org Mafia's Dark Room.

Back in the Fridge where you belong!

gooeythehamster said:

Oops sorry, I shouldn't have eaten him then should I? But he was very tasty A shame it's so dark in here.

ok

Apple said:

He sleeps in the daytime.....besides he doesnt like apples, sorry