New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
I just can't seem to have sex for a long enough time! Just kidding.   
How's everyone's sex life?
. [This message was edited Sat Jun 12 19:45:37 2004 by mrdespues] | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
mrdespues said: Just kidding.
How's everyone's sex life?
. [This message was edited Sat Jun 12 19:45:37 2004 by mrdespues] 
You have a sex life?  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator |
When I actually get to have it it's great!   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
AndGodCreatedMe said: mrdespues said: Just kidding.
How's everyone's sex life?
. [This message was edited Sat Jun 12 19:45:37 2004 by mrdespues]
You have a sex life?  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
mrdespues said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
You have a sex life?
Wanna share some details? 
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
AndGodCreatedMe said: mrdespues said:
Wanna share some details?
it's good. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
mrdespues said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
Wanna share some details?
it's good.
Good as in  or  or  ???
I want details 
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
WOW!!! A Sex Life!! I guess I'll go hide or something, ya'll don't need me here  
p.s... anyone know a single girlfriend here in the states? I promise not to stalk her once the restraining order has expired  Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
A work associate once told me that he couldn't last in the sack... 
so, he told me he used to sneak off to the bathroom and "squeeze one off" BEFORE he tore into the real deal... 
We weren't even good friends...  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Me? I don't have that problem...
My wife tells me my quickies are too damn long... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator |
Revolution said: A work associate once told me that he couldn't last in the sack...
so, he told me he used to sneak off to the bathroom and "squeeze one off" BEFORE he tore into the real deal...
We weren't even good friends...  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Mynameisspmarc said: WOW!!! A Sex Life!! I guess I'll go hide or something, ya'll don't need me here
p.s... anyone know a single girlfriend here in the states? I promise not to stalk her once the restraining order has expired | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Revolution said: A work associate once told me that he couldn't last in the sack...
so, he told me he used to sneak off to the bathroom and "squeeze one off" BEFORE he tore into the real deal...
We weren't even good friends... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Mynameisspmarc said: WOW!!! A Sex Life!! I guess I'll go hide or something, ya'll don't need me here
p.s... anyone know a single girlfriend here in the states? I promise not to stalk her once the restraining order has expired 
  Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Okay, here's the deal.
Anyone who wants to have sex with me say "I"...
I'm waiting, girls... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
ummm what is thus thing U call sex????
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
kdowney said: ummm what is thus thing U call sex????
Thats what I wanna know  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
See that bulge in my pants? Pull em down and find out. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator
|
Mine is terrible. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
moderator
|
Well, it's 2:30 a.m. on Saturday night/Sunday morning and I'm here.....
.....It's great!! |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
what's sex | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
When I do have it, It GREAT!!!!! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
mrbungle said: what's sex
Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Ex-Moderator |
|
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Sweeny79 said: When I actually get to have it it's great!
NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
http://www.ncc2012.com | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I miss sex! You'd think as much as I  I'd have bigger muscles by now.  Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I miss sex! You'd think as much as I I'd have bigger muscles by now. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
You're lucky to have one. I'm tired of pretending my hand is a hot...wet....orifice.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
J0eyC0c0 said: You're lucky to have one. I'm tired of pretending my hand is a hot...wet....orifice.
Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
amorbella said: J0eyC0c0 said: You're lucky to have one. I'm tired of pretending my hand is a hot...wet....orifice.
Or a nice round b**ty depending on my mood. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |