I'm going to a fancy dress event on saturday. As usual i've left everything to the last minute so i was wondering whether you guys could suggest any ideas as to what i could go as? And how i'd go about preparing it.

Ideally the majority of my money for the day will be going on beer, so lets say i have a budget of around £10 for the costume

So far all i can think of is going as a ghost - simply a white sheet over my head. Hmm.. I think you can probably tell that i'm in need of some help!

Well, when I think of cheap dresses, I think of Lleena, so....Lleena? I'll let you take it from here...

For £10 you can buy a packet of nappies. Wear one and go as a Sumo Wrestler.

Then wear the remaining nappies in, uh, private.

TheFrog said:

i hope you use huggies!

2the9s said:

I'll take it from here...right up your ass is where it's going

2the9s said:

TheFrog said:

I'm a skinny muther fucker that just couldn't pull off the sumo look.

I need more suggestions!!

Walk in2 a KKK convention with some black friends asking loudly "where the white women at?"
After being beaten up by the rednecks and the grand wizard U can go as Jesus from the film 'Passion of the Christ'










Im gonna pay 4 that 1 ...aren't I



Mods, Please don't delete my account again, i might have 2 come back as 'YoungAssFool'

Sly said:

So, buy the nappies anyway and, :cough: give them to me, cool?

With the remaining cash, buy yourself a big placard and write "Everyone's had my mama" on it. Then you can go as PoorLittleBastard.

PoorLittleBastard said:

I've got a suggestion that won't cost you a penny -

Just wear nothing but your underwear, then when people ask what your costume is you can say "I'm a premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear".

TheFrog said:

U can come as Frog's Mamma if U put on 200 Ilbs, smear Urself in cheap perfume and wear a sign on ur croutch saying "free entry" and 1 on Ur ass saying "enter here"

PoorLittleBastard said:

True that.