U gotta love em' (Im in love with 1 right now!)

From marilyn Monroe 2 Big Bird from sesame street.

Give homage 2 the blonds....

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.


Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly


Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond


Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.


Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"


Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.


Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.


Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.


Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"


Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."


Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".


Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.


Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.


Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her
forehead.


Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!


Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.


Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.


Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.


Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.

What do you do when your dishwasher's broken?

Smack her.


HEE HEE Not a blonde joke, but still damn funny!

why do blondes wear Knickers?

2 keep their ankles warm!


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[This message was edited Tue Jun 8 8:58:16 2004 by PoorLittleBastard]

gemini13 said:

Wonder how long it will take before this one is removed.
[This message was edited Tue Jun 8 9:24:00 2004 by J0eyC0c0]

I don't like this thread

PoorLittleBastard said:

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PoorLittleBastard said:

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Funk, you know what I'm gonna say now, don't you....

Piefke

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ur right, lots of them r blonde

funkadelic11 said:

Q: what is blonde,brunette,blonde?
A: A nekkid blonde doing a cartwheel! lol (is blonde btw)


Love this thread

Q: what does a smart blonde and a UFO have in common?
A: You hear about them but never see one!

Since I'm blonde, I can make these jokes!!

Why do blondes love tilt steering??
More headroom

How does a blonde turn on a light after sex?
Opens the car-door

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Get them on their back and they're fucked!!

you all!