How many licks does it take to get to the center of the _____?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Earth?

No silly you are supposed to fill in the blank

Hmm...I've never stopped to count before.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Aprox 229 licks to get to MBGW's....G spot...G spot where oh where can u beeeee.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I did!

orgasm?









[This message was edited Fri Jun 4 16:15:01 2004 by PEJ]

doctormcmeekle said:

She can't concentrate while she's counting Sinister's licks.

Sinister said:

Where I used to live there was a fairly dodgy club nearby called The G Spot.

And before someone else says it, I went there once but couldn't find it.

Boom, boom.

doctormcmeekle said:

wish I could hear the drum roll... good one!

blow pop?
[This message was edited Fri Jun 4 16:19:03 2004 by PEJ]

Good GOD I am so not getting any work done right now..... OH well

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Why, what are you doing?

doctormcmeekle said:

wishing she could get licked in the center of her _____...

doctormcmeekle said:

I am at work.

PEJ said:

Earth?

Where is MrBungle

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Oh.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Same here. I'm at work, too.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

And I am under her desk...If you will excuse me 112,113,114....

NCC2012 said:

...except I'm not getting any licks like someone else.

[This message was edited Fri Jun 4 16:34:10 2004 by nesseone]

NCC2012 said:

Me too!

Dedicated to MBGW

How Many Licks
by Lil' Kim

[Lil' Kim]
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[*Moans*] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[*sexual sounds*]
Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?

That is one of my fav lil kim songs.... her

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Zipper?

luv4u said:

No

The little guy in the boat!!!