Stinky
Clean
Or full of poo
Underpants
Underpants
I you!



Show me yours!

Mine glow in the dark... do yours?

FamousBluRaincoat said:

what a poet you are!

Y-fronts
Y-fronts
skimpy and blue
lick them
sniff them
fry them in glue

Y-fronts
Y-fronts
put them on your head
chew them
shag them
wet them in bed.

Lovely!

I wanna see
Your underpants
And if you want
You can do a lil dance
All the way to England
Then to France
In them funky
Underpants.

i wear
underwear
wanna know where?
everywhere.

Tell me who in the house know 'bout the pants?
(we do)
i mean skimpy! skimpy!
if you know how to wear 'em say, "tight"
(tight)
if you know how to lick 'em say, "damn right"
(damn right)
Pants.
Uh.
Pull 'em up, and pull 'em down.
Pants.
Uh.
There's venereal disease, goin' round.

Sempre ubi sub ubi

wank you
thank you
spank you ma'am
i'll take that biscuit
without jam

wank you
thank you
spank you sir
i'll have that muffin
without beurre.


but
stick it in
your underpants
and i might
give you
half a chance.

there was a pair of underpants
he sent a letter to...
hoping they would come straight back
and say, "please wear me, do"

"put some lotion on the part of you
that tends to get so rashy"

"acting just like so,
will help you rid
the condition of your parts."

the last time i saw you
you looked rather queer
your famous blue raincoat
was torn at the rear

you'd been to the station to meet every train
but on your underpants
you had a stain.

take any evening
over the years
and try to tell me our sun won't rise.

take kissing in the
silent bandstand
making love as if we were hypnotized.

you're my pants
this feeling can't be wrong
you're my pants
i've worn you for so long
shall we dance?
let's tango till we're sore
oh, my pants
be near my genitals for ever more.

I think that I shall never glance
At something as lovely
As your pants.

underpantsnotherloverholenyohead

dawn
yawn
new day born

stretch
flex
underpants next

juice
obtuse
li'll bit of self abuse

FamousBluRaincoat said:

cute!

underpants underpants
burning bright
in the middle
of the night

When the poops threw down their stains
And water'd you just like the rains:
Did you smile your work to see?
Did he who made the fart make thee?

TheFrog said:

Thank you ever so.

you ask me to describe us two

well, we had a strange romance

i could never say i truly loved you

but you had some well fine pants

purple pants, purple pants
purple pants, purple pants
purple pants, purple pants...

eye only want 2 C U standing
in ur purple pants.

i'm ever
in a trance
when i gaze on
your pants

so lacey
i just stare
such wonderful
underwear

age can never wither
nor custom stale
the infinite variety
of her pants.

I'm not even going to say what I did to a girl's panties once.

J0eyC0c0 said:

Write a poem about it, then!

on seeing a woman in pants

Perfect
Ass
Not
Too
Shabby

FamousBluRaincoat said:

Oh black velvet
So pretty and warm
Oh black velvet
Looking better than porn
When you rub on me
I get so exxxcited
My love gets so hard
I can no longer hide it
Oh my god here I go again
Fuck it's all over you
Let's do it one more time
Let's make it #10

I love underpants
So much so that I wrote this
Haiku about them.

oh quite the silly rhymes and show me the pictures !

in fact the pieces of art are quite good !

The most comfortable undies ever!!!!

pointless limerick

there once were some panties in Spain
worn by an odd girl with no name
when i said, "who are you?"
she cried, "yes I do!"
and the white-coated men came again.