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PrintableSinister said: LittlePill said: Join me in my quest! I will make you a General in my army! I always wanted to wear a Uniform....Im in!!! Sign me up!! 
Oops I double posted edit. [This message was edited Fri Jun 4 19:03:27 2004 by LittlePill] [This message was edited Fri Jun 4 19:04:02 2004 by LittlePill]   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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NCC2012 said: Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Lemme get this straight. This guy is an apostolate of Satan?  That is my God!  | |
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NCC2012 said: Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Lemme get this straight. This guy is an apostolate of Satan? That's a nice way of saying it. I would have said he's Satan's bitch, but you call him what you will. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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2the9s said: And don't get me started on Bacos!!
 Wow, pork flavored plastic. Is there anything you won't eat? Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: 2the9s said: And don't get me started on Bacos!!
Wow, pork flavored plastic. Is there anything you won't eat? The red death....I know you well my old enemy! | |
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LittlePill said: JasmineFire said: 
croutons hurt my mouth.  That's what I'm talking about! Croutons are the spawn of Satan! Everytime you eat a crouton Satan ejaculates! I went to a steakhouse for lunch today and ntaurally it just HAD to come with a salad. The croutons in this thing were bigger then my car! I was tempted to put wheels on 'em and drive 'em home! I even gave them a chance to redeem their ill standing with me and I tasted one! MY DAMN MOUTH IS STILL BLEEING LIKE A VIRGIN ON HER WEDDING NIGHT!! Now that's just wussness.  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Sometimes I open a container of these up and pour them into my mouth.  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
That's why you have to wait till the cereal gets a little soft with the milk before eating it. Gawd, I have to teach you neophytes everything??? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Sinister said: LittlePill said: Wow, pork flavored plastic. Is there anything you won't eat? The red death....I know you well my old enemy! Doctors use these to clean out impactions when enemas and high pressured hoses don't work. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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ONE CROUTON TO RULE THEM ALL!! | |
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Supernova said: Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
That's why you have to wait till the cereal gets a little soft with the milk before eating it. Gawd, I have to teach you neophytes everything??? Kids have no patience....When the Captain calls you must answer! me and the Captain make it happen....Damnit! | |
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2the9s said: ONE CROUTON TO RULE THEM ALL!!
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Sinister said: Supernova said: That's why you have to wait till the cereal gets a little soft with the milk before eating it. Gawd, I have to teach you neophytes everything??? Kids have no patience....When the Captain calls you must answer! me and the Captain make it happen....Damnit! Very true. I was like that as a kid too, but as an adult I've learned how to savor the crunchberries slowly, and bring out all that berry flava. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: Sinister said: Kids have no patience....When the Captain calls you must answer! me and the Captain make it happen....Damnit! Very true. I was like that as a kid too, but as an adult I've learned how to savor the crunchberries slowly, and bring out all that berry flava. But there's such a fine line between bleeding gums and soggy mush. Science should study these to determine precisely how long to wait before attempting to consume these FUCKING BERRY FLAVORED CROUTONS IN DISGUISE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Supernova said: Very true. I was like that as a kid too, but as an adult I've learned how to savor the crunchberries slowly, and bring out all that berry flava. But there's such a fine line between bleeding gums and soggy mush. Science should study these to determine precisely how long to wait before attempting to consume these FUCKING BERRY FLAVORED CROUTONS IN DISGUISE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!  it'll be all right. | |
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"You can't get away with the Crunch because the crunch always gives you away!" NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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LittlePill said: Supernova said: Very true. I was like that as a kid too, but as an adult I've learned how to savor the crunchberries slowly, and bring out all that berry flava. But there's such a fine line between bleeding gums and soggy mush. Science should study these to determine precisely how long to wait before attempting to consume these FUCKING BERRY FLAVORED CROUTONS IN DISGUISE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! Noooo! There isn't. I'm not talking about letting the cereal get soggy, I'm just saying let it get a little soft, soft enough so as not to create SHARDS OF FLESH hanging down from the roof of your mouth - which is what I likened it to before perfecting my Cap'n Crunch eatin technique! If you do that it brings out even more of the flavor too. Much like letting Haagen Dazs ice cream soften (but not letting it melt) to bring out its flavor. You have to have VISION! VISION, people! 
And it's STILL CRUNCHY enough to count! . [This message was edited Fri Jun 4 19:30:40 2004 by Supernova] This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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NCC2012 said: "You can't get away with the Crunch because the crunch always gives you away!"
What is that from? I know it... | |
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2the9s said: NCC2012 said: "You can't get away with the Crunch because the crunch always gives you away!"
What is that from? I know it... The old Cap'n Crunch commercials from the 70s. There used to be this pirate that kept trying to steal the Cap'n's cereal, but he'd always get caught once he took a bite. *crunch* NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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I like to build little houses and buildings with mine. Love it or shove it! | |
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MsSmartypants said: I like to build little houses and buildings with mine.
They're using croutons to build tornado-proof houses here in Kansas now. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: MsSmartypants said: I like to build little houses and buildings with mine.
They're using croutons to build tornado-proof houses here in Kansas now. But if it rains then your house will get all soggy and smell like garlic!  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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Has anyone ever tried eating croutons like cereal? You know, just pour them into a bowl with some milk?
I think the results would be very interesting and disgusting more or less. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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NCC2012 said: LittlePill said: They're using croutons to build tornado-proof houses here in Kansas now. But if it rains then your house will get all soggy and smell like garlic! What's your point? Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: NCC2012 said: But if it rains then your house will get all soggy and smell like garlic! What's your point? mmmmm....garlic  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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NWF said: Has anyone ever tried eating croutons like cereal? You know, just pour them into a bowl with some milk?
I think the results would be very interesting and disgusting more or less. Not sure about milk. Pouring in any kind of salad dressing would be good, though. French? Bleu Cheese? Hmm....  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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LittlePill said: NCC2012 said: But if it rains then your house will get all soggy and smell like garlic! What's your point? It keeps away the vampires?  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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NCC2012 said: LittlePill said: What's your point? It keeps away the vampires? And lord knows the vampire problems we have here in Kansas!! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: NCC2012 said: It keeps away the vampires? And lord knows the vampire problems we have here in Kansas!! Captain Crunch repels Crackheads well at least here in Phoenix....In other parts of the country they are a little more resistant... | |
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LittlePill said: NCC2012 said: It keeps away the vampires? And lord knows the vampire problems we have here in Kansas!! That's it! I ain't coming!!! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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