Quick Quick! What can I say!!? I need a good excuse!

Say your head fell off in the shower.

Chico319 said:

I used that one and she reported me to the Student Union.

Then tell her, either you be late...or you'd have to bring your bed and your date to class.

TheFrog said:

I would but my man Marky .E uses that one all the time and gets away with it guy!

Chico319 said:

I sit next to Charlotte ( Who I am wooing, she's fit) and she wont let me borrow her Tinky Winky Pencil sharpener if I say that.

Student said:

Or maybe she will once she sees the size of your 'pencil'

Chico319 said:

I got me pencil out for her in the canteen and she puked up her Cheese and Onion pasty. She loves me, I know it.

Student said:

You shouldn't have to give an excuse!

Just say you had an unavoidable personal issue that had to be dealt with.
(This covers everything from 'I couldn't be arsed' to a death in the family).

If they ask for further information, tell them it's personal and none of their damn business.

Works for me anyway.

I give this thread an "F."

2the9s said:

I think that is a little harsh, I am changing your F to a C.

If you dont like it, see me in the stationary cupboard.

Lleena said:

I am adding a "U" between the "F" and the "C," then a "K" after that and rounding it off with another "U."

Lleena said:

Llee, what have you been having for breakfast this morning then!

2the9s said:

I am adding a R I G H T B A C K after your U

Lleena said:

See me in the Stationery Cupboard.

senik said:

I dont do breakfast sen ~noooo!~