WARNING: If you are offended by religious jokes and/or foul language, please do not read any further. All the same, this is just some fun and no offense is implied or intended in any way, shape, or form. Okay? Okay.

Immediately after mass one Sunday morning, a man stops to shake the preacher's hand.
"That was a goddamned fine sermon you gave today," the man tells the preacher. "Goddamned fine!"
"Thank you, sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house."
"You know," continued the man, "I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon that I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate."
"No shit?" responded the preacher.

ain't dat the truth! Amen!
madmonkey

bluesbaby said:

HEY BABY!!!

[b]HEY MAD I MISS YOU ..NICE TO SEE YOU .. TAKE CARE SWEETY

I'm not offended by religious jokes - just bad jokes. What a load of fucking shit.

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NastyBitch said:

I appreciate it when someone's orgname really compliments her personality.
At least you are consistent.

KingBAD said:

KING SWEET THANG!