Good evening fuckwits.

You have thirty minutes of my precious time in which we can discuss the greater issues facing the world today. Then I have to administer Ronald Reagan's enema whilst Nancy watches in the corner of the bedroom, flicking her bean.

ok

kiss my ass, nasty bitch.

TheFrog said:

What are you, a necrophilliac? I'm old enough to be your ancestor you dirty little boy!

p.s. My place at ten p.m. on Wednesday evening. Come around the back entrance. Until I come.

NastyBitch said:

Will you scream, "Poll Tax! Poll Tax!"

Oh yeah, baby.

Are you really a nasty bitch, NastyBitch?

TheFrog said:

You'll be doing the screaming. I'll be laughing, no doubt.

LittlePill said:

Yes I am, you cheeky slag.

Even my friends are nasty. Why... Only this morning, my close friend and fuck-buddy Lord Tebbit claimed that obesity in children is caused by all those disgusting homosexuals multiplying.

http://uk.gay.com/article/2722

is it really u????

you're not so nasty, bitch.

I think inside you there's a little fluffy bunny trying to get out.

Oh and for your disastrous reign in the UK, you slapper.

madartista said:

No. Its Mary Fucking Poppins. Who the fuck do you think it is?

Oooh! Oooh! I think I'm entering a K hole...

TheFrog said:

No. That was a gerbil that I "accidentally" sat on, in bed this morning.

Okay, so it is you, NastyBitch. Just checking.

So why does Nancy flick her bean?
And do you ever help?

madartista said:

Nancy flicks her bean because she wants me but can't have me. This lady's not for turning!

What does flicking her bean mean?

2the9s said:

Awww, you little you, you

2the9s said:

Ask your mother. Its woman's work.

Do u ball Ronnie?

2the9s said:

Doesn't have to be woman's work - ignore that nasty bitch.

I present to you a little ditty by way of explanation: (copyright TheFrog)

"If I were the Duke of Edinburgh,
I'd say unto the Queen.
Would one object
now i'm erect
If i were to flick the bean"

"Flick the bean
Flick the bean.
I know you're the Queen,
But i can tell you're keen
For me to flick the bean".


Did that help?

TheFrog said:

Shakespear?

NastyBitch said:

AREN'T YOUR 30 MINUTES UP???

LittlePill said:

Uh...yeah. One of his lesser known works.

madartista said:

Who the fuck are you? The speaking clock?

Once you get past 87 years old, a day seems like a minute. I'm like a tortoise. A tortoise with a huge throbbing flange and the sexual desires of any normal 177 year old woman!

NastyBitch said:

then drag your old ass up this thread and answer my q about ronnie!!!!

WHORE!!!!!

madartista said:

No. I tease him until he bawls though. We mostly engage in poop-play.

MsSmartypants said:

I may be old, but I'm not deaf dear. We all know you're a whore, there's no need to tell the world.

You're just jealous of my fantastic good looks.

NastyBitch said:

NB --

Why are interest rates better today than yesterday?

NastyBitch, you are possibly the most repulsive looking person ever to have been born in Grantham, Lincolnshire. And that is saying something.

How do you cope?