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Printablecrazyhorse said: REDFEATHERS said: RULE No: 1
Ifg you are ever gonna do anal - dont do it after you have just eaten Bran Flakes for Breakfast 
I wont tell you what happened, but it was a f*cking messy state..   lmaoI can vouch for this   Stay away from popcorn! All those kernels turn that weiner into a human brillo stick
. [This message was edited Wed May 26 16:00:57 2004 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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doctormcmeekle said: REDFEATHERS said:  who told you that???2freaky4church1 2the9s Aerogram AndGodCreatedMe AngelinaBach Anotherwontdare Anxiety auzenne3 bananacologne bigsexy blackguitaristz BlueEyedAngel CarrieMpls CokeJohnson crazyhorse CRYSTALBALL dawnrose doctormcmeekle dreamfactory313 fantasyislander freakebear Geritzla gsh HiinEnkelte hilton02895 JDINTERACTIVE jqmunro kla LouieLaFunk Love2tha9s lovemachine LovesexyIsThe1 macca2002 madartista Martinelli minneapolisgenius muirdo NCC2012 Nova nyquil32 PhilG PurpleKnight Rayray17 Redayh REDFEATHERS roverlo RTShin sag10 Serious skywalker sosgemini spoida SquarePeg starkitty SunDance SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy SxyRican TecDaddy Tweete1 ultrraviolette VERONYCA73 vincentjodie VinnyM27 VoicesCarry XxAxX yaroon I did??? Oh yeah.
j/k NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: crazyhorse said: lmaoI can vouch for this Guess it pretty much blows the mood lol | |
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crazyhorse said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I can vouch for this Guess it pretty much blows the mood lol see my revision above  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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isoclickedonthisthreadonlybecauseitsaid"sex"
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: isoclickedonthisthreadonlybecauseitsaid"sex"
I think that goes for the rest of us as well 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Dont ever do it with 2 best friends.. they will only get a complex as to who is bigger and better at it, it will secretly ruin their friendship, and they wont like you too much afterwards either  | |
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AHHH Fuck ....this thread has changed me.
I've been forced to share. All this honesty made me do it. when i was in mid-twentys girl-f at the time and i were 69'n she starts crackin up,and tries to get off of me. she said i really have to fart,i was like 2 more minutes etc... anyway about 15 seconds later with my nose dead in it kapoww i jerked back my head and leaned of for me shirt trying to blow my nose of that smell.it was so close there was no air mixture. fuckin nostrals were blown out 2 days been fucked in head ever since. god damn we laughed so hard i couldnt breathe | |
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REDFEATHERS said: And really if you think the park is romantic and secluded, yeah it might be until the old man walks right past you with his poochie, you doing it doggie style with leaves in your hair...
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crazyhorse said: AHHH Fuck ....this thread has changed me.
I've been forced to share. All this honesty made me do it. when i was in mid-twentys girl-f at the time and i were 69'n she starts crackin up,and tries to get off of me. she said i really have to fart,i was like 2 more minutes etc... anyway about 15 seconds later with my nose dead in it kapoww i jerked back my head and leaned of for me shirt trying to blow my nose of that smell.it was so close there was no air mixture. fuckin nostrals were blown out 2 days been fucked in head ever since. god damn we laughed so hard i couldnt breathe 
 so some c*nt has had the nerve to join in... sheeit, I thought I was gonna be writing my sexual memoirs just then  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Isnt it jusssst a alovely wonderful feeling? Like sexy and warm and horny and dirty and loving and juicy, and naughty, rolled into one?
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crazyhorse said: AHHH Fuck ....this thread has changed me.
I've been forced to share. All this honesty made me do it. when i was in mid-twentys girl-f at the time and i were 69'n she starts crackin up,and tries to get off of me. she said i really have to fart,i was like 2 more minutes etc... anyway about 15 seconds later with my nose dead in it kapoww i jerked back my head and leaned of for me shirt trying to blow my nose of that smell.it was so close there was no air mixture. fuckin nostrals were blown out 2 days been fucked in head ever since. god damn we laughed so hard i couldnt breathe   | |
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REDFEATHERS said: crazyhorse said: AHHH Fuck ....this thread has changed me.
I've been forced to share. All this honesty made me do it. when i was in mid-twentys girl-f at the time and i were 69'n she starts crackin up,and tries to get off of me. she said i really have to fart,i was like 2 more minutes etc... anyway about 15 seconds later with my nose dead in it kapoww i jerked back my head and leaned of for me shirt trying to blow my nose of that smell.it was so close there was no air mixture. fuckin nostrals were blown out 2 days been fucked in head ever since. god damn we laughed so hard i couldnt breathe
so some c*nt has had the nerve to join in... sheeit, I thought I was gonna be writing my sexual memoirs just then whenever im here and run mediaplayer it gets all fucked up. (c*nt ) you say all that shit and edit that lmaooo | |
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crazyhorse said: AHHH Fuck ....this thread has changed me.
I've been forced to share. All this honesty made me do it. when i was in mid-twentys girl-f at the time and i were 69'n she starts crackin up,and tries to get off of me. she said i really have to fart,i was like 2 more minutes etc... anyway about 15 seconds later with my nose dead in it kapoww i jerked back my head and leaned of for me shirt trying to blow my nose of that smell.it was so close there was no air mixture. fuckin nostrals were blown out 2 days been fucked in head ever since. god damn we laughed so hard i couldnt breathe  | |
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DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob... 
I did, and I kinda got stuck...  I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time... 
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob...
I did, and I kinda got stuck... I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time...
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB... Damn girl, you need to lay off the Spanish Fly and Horny goat weed 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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REDFEATHERS said: DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob...
I did, and I kinda got stuck... I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time...
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB... Welcome back, Red! | |
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VinaBlue said: REDFEATHERS said: DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob...
I did, and I kinda got stuck... I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time...
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB... Welcome back, Red! Thanx | |
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That potato chip story made me cry a bit. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Many an audience I have had when fucking..
Make sure your b/f is considerate when you go for a quickie in the mens toilets in a bar.. chances are, he will whip off your trousers and your pannies, push you up onto a table, spread your legs open to take you..oh hoo hooo, its really passionate, until the doorman walks in cos he has caught you on camera, your b/f pulls up his trousers, apologises,, and you are lying there looking at the ceiling with your vage drooling at the curious spectator... 
Bugger! Man are all bastids! 
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REDFEATHERS said: DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob...
I did, and I kinda got stuck... I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time...
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB... 
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: REDFEATHERS said: DO NOT impress your b/f by sitting on his fat bed knob...
I did, and I kinda got stuck... I was sliding further and further down on it, shit the damned thing could have killed me! I was on my tippy toes, trying to keep it, kinda like still in my vagina and not in my stomach when he realised I was serious, and crying, and I needed help, he nearly phoned for the ambulance, but managed to pull me off it just in time...
DONT HAVE SEX WITH A BRASS BED KNOB...
curls up into teensy ball... Dansa said "teensy" on a sex thread 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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If you are gonna do it up the Jacksie, pls, pls, dont do it over a picnic table at 7.30 in the morning... the postman stops and takes a look, along with all the children on their way to school .. it is downright irresponsible!  And you cannot really move when he is humping away on top of you.
Best make sure you have perfect lipstick and a gleaming smile  | |
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Jacksie? ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: Jacksie?
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Ah, okay! ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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If you cant resist a quickie after a posh night out, please, please, make sure you are wearing washable clothes.
My Dad was pretty embarrased when he took my black designer jacket in for dry cleaning and the girls behind the counter laughed at my spunk covered sleeve.. 
My Dad wasnt too happy!  | |
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