Isnt it jusssst a alovely wonderful feeling? Like sexy and warm and horny and dirty and loving and juicy, and naughty, rolled into one?

Until you are woken by your father and told to leave your $%£"?@*! alone!!!!

And orgasms are just woooahhh! mind blowing, like I just wanna come all over my compter screen so you can see how many juices I have held back?

REDFEATHERS said:

Girl you are classic.I cant believe you....

A work colleague of mine was called *Squid*

She was happily married but a bit naughty when she was drunk... N.B. Work Colleague - NOT friend...

When she took a taxi into town she used to pull down her panties and stick her clit right up to the car window so passer bys would see it and go.. or or

Hence her name Squid

I already told you about my friend Sarah, her boyfriend loved sex when she had her period (she hated that) but he loved it more when he went down on her....


It came to the crunch when he came back to hers with a bag of chips (you in the states call them french fries) and one by one he stuck them inside her coating them in her *ketchup* and ate them.....


I tell you, she told me never again *The salt and vinegar stung my insides like a bitch*

RULE No: 1

Ifg you are ever gonna do anal - dont do it after you have just eaten Bran Flakes for Breakfast

I wont tell you what happened, but it was a f*cking messy state..

REDFEATHERS said:

Dont ever have sex when you think your sister is doing it too on the beach on holiday... you will find out she really isnt and you are the fool, lying back with your legs in the air on a sun lounger - with an audience..

Should we be writing this down?

And really if you think the park is romantic and secluded, yeah it might be until the old man walks right past you with his poochie, you doing it doggie style with leaves in your hair...hell baby, that aint embarrasing, only when your b/f ups and leaves to dash to the pub before last orders are called...

CokeJohnson said:

Are you comforting NCC2012 or DrMcKeekle?

REDFEATHERS said:

It's doctormcmeekle!!

If you are gonna parade naked infront of a popstar, please make sure your pussy is waxed fully and not half..what I mean is a home jobby...you have done the left side but are in too much agony to finish the right side...

2the9s said:

Aww..fuck that, whats a k and a m, between friends?

2the9s said:

Yeah, you get the bunch-of-numbers guy right, but can't spell my name.

Outrageous!

doctormcmeekle said:

I am good at sums

doctormcmeekle said:

there there

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh really ?

REDFEATHERS said:

I heard your legs were easily divided.

doctormcmeekle said:

LMAO!

CokeJohnson said:

Is that little guy making fun of my bald head? Sean Connery's bald you know!

Outrageous!

doctormcmeekle said:

who told you that???

REDFEATHERS said:

2freaky4church1 2the9s Aerogram AndGodCreatedMe AngelinaBach Anotherwontdare Anxiety auzenne3 bananacologne bigsexy blackguitaristz BlueEyedAngel CarrieMpls CokeJohnson crazyhorse CRYSTALBALL dawnrose doctormcmeekle dreamfactory313 fantasyislander freakebear Geritzla gsh HiinEnkelte hilton02895 JDINTERACTIVE jqmunro kla LouieLaFunk Love2tha9s lovemachine LovesexyIsThe1 macca2002 madartista Martinelli minneapolisgenius muirdo NCC2012 Nova nyquil32 PhilG PurpleKnight Rayray17 Redayh REDFEATHERS roverlo RTShin sag10 Serious skywalker sosgemini spoida SquarePeg starkitty SunDance SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy SxyRican TecDaddy Tweete1 ultrraviolette VERONYCA73 vincentjodie VinnyM27 VoicesCarry XxAxX yaroon

Hey, there's lots of good advice here

REDFEATHERS said:

That's just nasty...

doctormcmeekle said:

i said no such thing!!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

lmao