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Hire An Orger! Submit Your Org Resumes Here! 
Here's your chance to interview, or rather review another orger's resume. Perhaps you can find a "personal"  Org assistant.
Please briefly describe the following: 
Name: Objective: Skills: Previous Employment: Expected Salary: Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: What would be their Org Duties:  Good Luck To All Applicants!  | |
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Chico319 said:
Here's your chance to interview, or rather review another orger's resume. Perhaps you can find a "personal" Org assistant.
Please briefly describe the following:
Name: The Frog / Bogs Objective: To rule the world. Skills: Going like this:  and like this: 
Previous Employment: Porn star Expected Salary: I'll do anything for a packet of Maltesers. And i mean, anything. Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Let me repeat this. I will do anything. 
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: The Orgeresses.
What would be their Org Duties: Just general porn work.
Good Luck To All Applicants! [This message was edited Tue May 25 13:20:43 2004 by 3bogs] | |
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Chico319 said: Name: Mochalox 
Objective: to obsess over Prince and spend as much time as humanly possible on the org (while "working") without getting caught. 
Skills: see my reference, FunnyWay Previous Employment: formerly a "Black-College Girl Gone Wild" Expected Salary: At least $200 an hour. Will negotiate for clothing and Prince memorabilia expense account/stipend. Why Should Another Orger Hire You: B/c I'm cute
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: EvilWhiteMale 
What would be their Org Duties: Be my sex slave. Oh, and take me shopping at least once a week with his cash. 
Good Luck To All Applicants! [This message was edited Tue May 25 14:02:29 2004 by mochalox] "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Name: Lleena Objective: To be Skills: Making balloon animals, pouting, counting, reading and various other skills Previous Employment: Johnny Depps pants buyer Expected Salary: A slice of Lemon Cheesecake Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Because I love Ballroom Dancing Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: An orger with good tickling skills What would be their Org Duties Painting my toenails and ticking my feet with a feather every morning before breakfast. ... [This message was edited Tue May 25 17:44:28 2004 by Lleena] | |
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Name: Vashti
Objective: To be happy 
Skills: Whatever is required 
Previous Employment: Assasin
Expected Salary: Excellent quality versions of shitty quality boots 
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Because... 
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: Ones that don't get on my freakin nerves and that aren't addicted to the Purple hooch 
What would be their Org Duties: Bringing me the head of Larry Graham (condition..not important), cancel their NPGMC memberships and smile. [This message was edited Tue May 25 17:47:53 2004 by FiveFootNine] | |
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Name: Puddin' Tame
Objective: Correlative Skills: Resume padding Previous Employment: Assistant temporary chief in charge of supplementary organizational spacing language in the eastern sub-division office. (Currently on leave) Expected Salary: More Orgnotes and increased posting ability!! Why Should Another Orger Hire You: To keep me off the streets Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: That new one flibberteegibbet (or whatever) What would be their Org Duties:Getting my dry-cleaning | |
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[b]Name: MBGITW
Objective: To put my whoreing skills to good use Skills: I turn a mean trix Previous Employment: Employee of Heidi Fleiss Expected Salary: $1 G per hour Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Cause I am good at what I do Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:  [This message was edited Tue May 25 21:28:49 2004 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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Name: luv4u
Objective: To rule the org 
Skills: Humour, patience (lots of it) Previous Employment: law firm Expected Salary: Speak to my agent please Why Should Another Orger Hire You: And why not? Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: A Male Orger - Romance me, kiss me first What would be their Org Duties: To do my bidding and speak highly about me 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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3bogs said: Chico319 said:
Here's your chance to interview, or rather review another orger's resume. Perhaps you can find a "personal" Org assistant.
Please briefly describe the following:
Name: The Frog / Bogs Objective: To rule the world. Skills: Going like this: and like this:
Previous Employment: Porn star Expected Salary: I'll do anything for a packet of Maltesers. And i mean, anything. Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Let me repeat this. I will do anything.
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: The Orgeresses.
What would be their Org Duties: Just general porn work.
Good Luck To All Applicants! Maltesers still goin' begging.  | |
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Chico319 said:
Here's your chance to interview, or rather review another orger's resume. Perhaps you can find a "personal" [color=purple:bd2fe90bfa]Org[/color] assistant.
Please briefly describe the following:
Name: lilmissmissy Objective: To giggle incessantly. Skills: giggling, smiling, laughing (watch out, i'm contageous), pouty faces, playing dumb to test your patience, shakin my  and many many others.
Previous Employment: Manager of da Self Spanking Network. Expected Salary: Strawberries  
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Well...is'nt it obvious?
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: He knowz who he is
What would be their [color=purple:bd2fe90bfa]Org[/color] Duties: 
Good Luck To All Applicants! No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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Name:Huey Newton
Objective:Interacial Porn Skills:Manipulating one's will Previous Employment:Co-Founder of The Black Panthers Expected Salary:Whatever you honkey's give me Why Should Another Orger Hire You:Because my gat still aint worn Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:babycakes,mbgtw,nessone,panthagirl n azurestarr. What would be their Duties:(objective / interacial porn) [This message was edited Wed May 26 8:38:52 2004 by crazyhorse] | |
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Name: Angel
Objective:
Skills: plenty of skills
Previous Employment: office manager Expected Salary: open 2 discuss
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: cause i'm cute & adorable
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:
What would be their Org Duties: |
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LatinaAngel said: Name: Angel
Objective:
Skills: plenty of skills
Previous Employment: office manager Expected Salary: open 2 discuss
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: cause i'm cute & adorable
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:
What would be their Org Duties: Hired! Salary: a cup of beans a day. | |
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TheFrog said: LatinaAngel said: Name: Angel
Objective:
Skills: plenty of skills
Previous Employment: office manager Expected Salary: open 2 discuss
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: cause i'm cute & adorable
Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:
What would be their Org Duties: Hired! Salary: a cup of beans a day. |
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LatinaAngel said: TheFrog said: Hired! Salary: a cup of beans a day. Two cups of beans?
Okay, two cups of beans a day and a car. | |
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TheFrog said: LatinaAngel said: Two cups of beans?
Okay, two cups of beans a day and a car. forget the beans i'll take the car |
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LatinaAngel said: TheFrog said: Two cups of beans?
Okay, two cups of beans a day and a car. forget the beans i'll take the car 
I get to hire you and i get to keep the beans! | |
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TheFrog said: LatinaAngel said: forget the beans i'll take the car
I get to hire you and i get to keep the beans! |
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LatinaAngel said: TheFrog said:
I get to hire you and i get to keep the beans! Extra cup of beans for you today! | |
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TheFrog said: LatinaAngel said: Extra cup of beans for you today! |
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Awwwww An Org Fairytale! Angel and the Frog..
 
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Chico319 said: Awwwww An Org Fairytale! Angel and the Frog..
Have to be some magic beans in that story. In a cup. | |
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Hire An Orger! Submit Your Org Resumes Here!
Here's your chance to interview, or rather review another orger's resume. Perhaps you can find a "personal" Org assistant. Please briefly describe the following: Name: Ella Objective: Pursuit of laughter Skills: cello, mispelling words Previous Employment: restuarant manager Expected Salary: lifetime supply of cookies with m&ms on top Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Because I said so Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: JD
What would be their Org Duties: making sure the ice trays were always full, and bringing me takeout food Good Luck To All Applicants! | |
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Chico319 said: Awwwww An Org Fairytale! Angel and the Frog..
I would like 2 see your org resume |
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LatinaAngel said: I would like 2 see your org resume
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Chico319 said: LatinaAngel said: I would like 2 see your org resume
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crazyhorse said: Name:Huey Newton
Objective:Interacial Porn Skills:Manipulating one's will Previous Employment:Co-Founder of The Black Panthers Expected Salary:Whatever you honkey's give me Why Should Another Orger Hire You:Because my gat still aint worn Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:babycakes,mbgtw,nessone,panthagirl n azurestarr. What would be their Duties:(objective / interacial porn) [This message was edited Wed May 26 8:38:52 2004 by crazyhorse] Can you afford my kinky ass? Ill org note you my expected salary..... | |
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nesseone said: crazyhorse said: Name:Huey Newton
Objective:Interacial Porn Skills:Manipulating one's will Previous Employment:Co-Founder of The Black Panthers Expected Salary:Whatever you honkey's give me Why Should Another Orger Hire You:Because my gat still aint worn Which Orger Would You Like To Hire:babycakes,mbgtw,nessone,panthagirl n azurestarr. What would be their Duties:(objective / interacial porn) [This message was edited Wed May 26 8:38:52 2004 by crazyhorse] Can you afford my kinky ass? Ill org note you my expected salary..... An occasional smack where you sit? I can handle this.. Really an office fetish? Huh,maybe some whiteout on yo hideout? [This message was edited Wed May 26 14:53:09 2004 by crazyhorse] | |
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Name: REDFEATHERS
Objective: To be as kinky as fuck Skills: Theres nothing I wont do... call me creative
Previous Employment: Fucked Prince/James Brown/Lenny Kravitz/George Bush/2the9s/and worked in Burger King
Expected Salary: Gemme a fruit cocktail
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Cos I is REDFEATHERS and I have some of the most sexiest shoes on earth Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: Ze Biggest! What would be their Org Duties: To tickle my fancy Good Luck To All Applicants! [/quote]  [This message was edited Wed May 26 14:56:06 2004 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Name: REDFEATHERS
Objective: To be as kinky as fuck Skills: Theres nothing I wont do... call me creative
Previous Employment: Fucked Prince/James Brown/Lenny Kravitz/George Bush/2the9s/and worked in Burger King
Expected Salary: Gemme a fruit cocktail
Why Should Another Orger Hire You: Cos I is REDFEATHERS and I have some of the most sexiest shoes on earth Which Orger Would You Like To Hire: Ze Biggest! What would be their [color=purple:814b6b6b9f]Org[/color] Duties: To tickle my fancy Good Luck To All Applicants!
[This message was edited Wed May 26 14:56:06 2004 by REDFEATHERS] [/quote] 
BBBAAAHHH | |
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