Funnyway
Play with Me
I will pay the Usual fee
Oh FunnyWay
Will U play with me
[This message was edited Mon May 24 6:34:22 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Funnyway edit



[This message was edited Mon May 24 6:40:46 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]

In a deep sleep I fell
And my big dick starts 2 swell
One of my balls He took and it shall be
Bone of my boner (bone of my boner)
And God created funny
And we were naked and did not care
There's a time 2 shave your minge and a time 2 have hair
2 inches of pubes, all around just stop and stare
spliff of my spliff (spliff of my spliff)
And God created funny

And Annie Christian is you're mom !

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

LMFAOOO....thats some raw ass shit man.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

the first 4 lines made me roar, dude.

wasn't funny, it was artistic

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Artistic this

Frog, u can lick the sweat from my balls

He acts like he's 16 but that ain't no excuse
He's really 32, stupid, and loose
He likes boys without underwear
He prefers the ones with long girlie hair
And he's called FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice

He's never made love to anyone but he can dream you see
Thats the reason for his confused sexuality
He's doesn't know where it's supposed to go
Does a toe job mean use your toe ?
FunnyWay's everything he's said to be

Oh, FunnyWay
Don't start another thread again
Oh, FunnyWay
He just wants to be your friend


How's that for 'art'.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Thanks for the offer, Funny, but i'd rather put my head into a vice and have my limbs severed clean off, one by one, with a rusty, lemon juice-soaked chainsaw.

[This message was edited Mon May 24 6:30:22 2004 by TheFrog]

TheFrog said:

Oohh

AsylumUptopia and we'll watch him fall
He knows about all the drugs and he takes them all
With his non-intellect and unwashed hair
No dirty tramp in the universe could ever compare
He's got cold sores and smells of wine
and the next thing I say won't even rhyme
but don't cry
One day his smell will go when he dies

He is Frog
Outside Ur door
He has beeen there since quarter 2 four
Here's a strange fact
The very Instant
U leave Ur House
He'll break in and sniff your pants

He is Frog
Outside Ur door
He has beeen there since quarter 2 four
Here's a strange fact
The very Instant
U leave Ur House
He'll break in and sniff your pants

He is Frog
Outside Ur door
He has beeen there since quarter 2 four
Here's a strange fact
The very Instant
U leave Ur House
He'll break in and sniff your pants

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

1 more time 4 those in the back

He is Frog
Outside Ur door
He has beeen there since quarter 2 four
Here's a strange fact
The very Instant
U leave Ur House
He'll break in and sniff your pants

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

It wasn't true the first time, but by the fourth time you said it, i believed you.

Quite the poet aint ya funny?

Do me baby. ( A poem I mean)

i know what U meant


Im a freak U know..

Yo Frog, do u realise that If I said Ur mamma's so fat she fell in love...and the bitch got stuck, this thread might get deleted.

lucky I have the good sense not to say it huh?

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I hear you Funny. It's good you have the sense. I respect you for that and I won't bring up the fact that your mama's so fat Spielberg wanted to hire her for the part of the "rolling boulder" in the first Indiana Jones film but she had to refuse because she can't do forward rolls.

Funnyway was a threadjacker on the org
He worked the day shift
Dishwater stank, short and fat
He got a lot of grief
Well, earlier he'd been drinkin' stuff
In a violent forum
Fighting with everyone who passed
He needed someone with a quicker wit than his
FunnyWay was slow
So he opined "Yeah, let me get a poet on this thread, I ain't too clever"
FunnyWay laughed
He said "I wish was a real man, you see"
Kinda stink, u wanna take a bath
(Think you betta, think u betta, bathe!)
TheFrog said "Cool, but you better take your pants off" (I say!)
"Cuz you're kind of flaky down there"
He said "I wish was a real man, you see"
"Mind if I turn up the extractor fan"
"Oh my favourite pong" he said
And it was really minging, "Help me my dandruff is spreading"
(phew!)
An orgnote arrived and it said
"Whoever's reeking can't smell as much as u"
Right then we all knew it was true
(Funny Way was rank)
His pants were stiff, they came off
But he didn't see his undies
Cuz he hadn't wiped his arse first
Instead he pretended he didn't smell
Deluding himself which is worse
FunnyWay made us laugh (ha ha)
He felt much better so he wiped his crack
in the violent forum (tell us what he did)
Let me tell u what they did...
They made him take another bath with his pants off
All the gagging stopped
Next time we'll suggest soap sooner
This is the ballad of FunnyWay....

TheFrog said:

Thanks 4 not bringing that up, Im real sensitive about that.
By the way, how is Ur Mamma. Last time i saw her she was kicking a cupboard box down the street I asked her "whatcha doing"? and she said "moving house"

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

very good.

By the way asylum - i dig the song, but why have i been brought into this? "Cuz you're kinda flaky down there"???

TheFrog said:

Thanks!

Apologies for dragging you into such a smelly ballad, but I had to put somebody else into it to make it flow (or ooze) like the original and it sure as hell wasn't going to be me.
Besides, your name has the right number of syllables, and as you've been exchanging compliments with FunnyWay it seemed appropriate, so you're it!

mochalox said:

co-