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I woke up this morning and my cock kept bothering me.... it was up so early it just kept me up. What do you think of my cock there is a picture of it below
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I say you beat that cock!!!!!
Then, gut it, clean it, season it and fry it up! Don't forget the hot sauce!!  Blue  | |
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TheBluePrince said: I say you beat that cock!!!!!
Then, gut it, clean it, season it and fry it up! Don't forget the hot sauce!! I'm not into hot sauce but it does come with ranch | |
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No Lie!!! I had this eccentric friend who kept various types of animals/reptiles. He had a rooster for a while, he kept it in his back yard, that is until the rooster cocked a little to earlier one morning, he fed it to his 8 foot boa constricter. | |
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mrbungle said: it was up so early it just kept me up. What do you think of my cock there is a picture of it below
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: is that a cocktail  | |
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mrbungle said: PEJ said: is that a cocktail It's a cockatoo. | |
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Cock Block! | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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You gotta quit dippin that thing in the mashed potatoes. | |
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 He said "cock". | |
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I had problems this morning when I work up to but I dunno if they were EXACTLY like your problem  | |
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Mmm, tastes like chicken...
[/quote][This message was edited Sun May 23 16:30:11 2004 by jillybean] "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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Cocks make a mess of your bed!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I thought u meant ur actual penis/cock!
I wake up with an errection sometimes, without my girlfriend next to me and it still happens! And I don't have wet dreams either! Someone explain that? | |
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thesexofit said: I thought u meant ur actual penis/cock!
I wake up with an errection sometimes, without my girlfriend next to me and it still happens! And I don't have wet dreams either! Someone explain that? when I wake up with a hard on I call that a kick stand....  To Sir, with Love | |
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thesexofit said: I thought u meant ur actual penis/cock!
I wake up with an errection sometimes, without my girlfriend next to me and it still happens! And I don't have wet dreams either! Someone explain that? Nocturnal or morning erections are natural. I've been sleeping on the side since I'm 12 years old. In fact, I can't remember a time when I didn't wake up with one, no matter the time of the day. [This message was edited Mon May 24 18:17:58 2004 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: thesexofit said: I thought u meant ur actual penis/cock!
I wake up with an errection sometimes, without my girlfriend next to me and it still happens! And I don't have wet dreams either! Someone explain that? Nocturnal or morning erections are natural. I've been sleeping on the side since I'm 12 years old. In fact, I can't remember a time when I didn't wake up with one, no matter the time of the day. [This message was edited Mon May 24 18:17:58 2004 by Aerogram] ditto To Sir, with Love | |
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