When I was a senior in high school, I finally had a chance with the guy I had been in love with since freshman year. He was so gorgeous, and I was so excited about getting with him. That crush didn't last much longer, though. When the pants came off, I saw that he had...


A THREE INCH DICK... HARD.

"Damn, damn, damn!", I thought. But we were in the middle of messing around, so I figured that I'd let him take care of me with his tongue and then maybe I'll be satisfied so we can let him get off, too. I mean, how bad could it be? At the very worst, it'd be bad sex. Anyway, I was 17 years old and only been with one guy before that, so I didn't even know how bad it could be.

Boy, was it BAD! I can't even describe it. It felt worse than nothing in me at all because it was just his little prick and then, just, like an empty feeling. On top of that, he had no idea how to move (which, I suppose is normal for a teenage boy).

Luckily, he was a minute man on top of it, so it ended pretty quickly.

Let me hear some of your horror stories!

My father is the worst head giver .....Ever!

howcomeudontcallme said:

Actually, I didn't think he was so bad!

no sex at all was the worst

Well when I was a teenager, I'll put it this way. I had no problems rocking the boat with sensual rhythm as for the size, extremely satisfactory (so I've been told).

I had a similar experience with a girl, I went to college with. She was fine as hell, she had all the assets. She was a heck of a dancer, when we danced together, the chemistry was there. So when the big moment came up, I didn't. This has happened before, but seldomly. It's usually do to, me being tired from working, no rest, no food, stomach hurts, over-anxious. Yet, it was none of the above, I just wouldn't salute for her. I didn't give up, after days and nights of trying and talking to and coaching my dick, it worked! I broke her futon, that's how long I was waiting and trying. To make a long story short, we did it like monkeys for a couple of months, and I ended up getting in a whole lotta trouble messin' with her. She was not the most sane person if you know what I mean. She got mad when I went to work, class, see my son, sit in my own room, changes clothes...she wanted me to stay in her dorm room and have sex 24/7. She didn't see the logic in going to class or work. We had to stop. This has to be the worst ever for me, because whenever I think back to us having sex, I can see that unearthly look in her eyes, that I ignored during intercourse, but haunts me if I envision it today.

The worst sex is when after doing It for a short time the guy just falls asleep and you want more. You're like Damn is that all ya have for me? Basically ya hand satifies ya better so ya Know that That is the Worst Sex you have ever had....

I guess I'm fortunate to not have had "bad sex".

NCC2012 said:

Or you just don't know better.

theVelvetRoper said:

Nah...it's all good.

All sex I have is in varying degrees of astounding and mind-blowing.

With a Pirahna.

How would you like to be doing the nasty and hear this sentence:

"This is what I miss with my husband; the intimacy!"

And NO! I didn't know she was married. THAT SUCKED!

Case said:

Ouch! She sucks!

That's rude! I would have left right There ...

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