AGAIN!!!

Location: ON DA TRAINZ!!!



Scenario 1: On The Way To Work- Saturday May 21st- approx 10.45am

What Happened:

I was sittin on da train mindin my own business when this trippy kinda chubby dude wearin dirty lookin red and black clothes came on da train. But dat's not da shocking part. He had his face painted completely WHITE and his makeup was running....he also had an over-sized black curly clowns wig which sat lop-sided on his head!!! He kept standin' around like he wanted attention (which he was getting lol) and he seemed to be banging from one wall to another This woman sittin next to me looked at me n we both could NOT keep a straight face!!!



Scenario 2: On The Way Back From Work- Saturday May 21st- approx 6.25pm

What Happened:

I was sittin on da train mindin my own business when i looked around to see this woman who had her walkman headphones on and she was asleep. But dat's not da shocking part. She had da WIRES of da headphones in her MOUTH and she was FULL-ON CHEWING on it!!!

Feel free to share any charming storiez you have

I'm so glad somebody else has freaky train stories!

I've posted this before, but there was that one time that some old man was masturbating over the platform, standing right over it on the balcony with his "member" through the railing... I only notced it when it was OVER MY HEAD.

Then, in a lot less scary story, a man wearing a football helmet came on the train carrying a giant record box that DJs carry and pulled out a cheesesteak from it and started eating it (very sloppily, with ketchup and cheese gooing out of it).

theVelvetRoper said:

I have a train masturbation story dat i too have posted before
I was on my way to work and dis man was sittin to the left opposite me- no one else was in da other seats...anyways I was lookin 'round da train as u do when i noticed this expression on da mans face...i looked down...BIG MISTAKE...he was full on pullin off right therez i could SEE EVERYTHING!!!

theVelvetRoper said:

hehe!! He musta bin loving U. he was probably aiming 4 yo head.

lilmissmissy said:

Ew, that is so nasty, I know! The scary thing that happened to me, though, was that it was on a Sunday evening, and there was nobody else there except me and that guy! I didn't get on the train alone for a while!

theVelvetRoper said:

I don't blame ya!!
I know i felt gross after my incident..dat was like over 2 year ago...dat image's stuck in my head forever man.

Whoops, now! Double-post.
[This message was edited Sun May 23 7:42:36 2004 by theVelvetRoper]

SexLovely said:

Well, if that's love, I don't want it! Ew, and I was wearing a mini-skirt that day, too. But I think he was getting busy with himself before I got there, though. Another funny part to that horrific story was that I had my headphones on at the time, and Janet's "All Nite (Don't Stop)" was on, so it was like he was going to the beat of the music. Ironically, some of the lyrics are "...jerk it like you're makin' it choke..." Imagine seeing someone beat it to that song! There's a video concept!

theVelvetRoper said: