Start to finish... here we go with the first one...

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long...

Like a worn-out recording

Of a favorite song

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:



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[This message was edited Sat May 22 14:11:52 2004 by AzureStarr]

AzureStarr said:

She wasn't into Zepplin n broke my favorite bong.

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

Nasty freak who wants to get it on.
My last lover had a joke he called a shlong...

Hows that

crazyhorse said:

LOL... I suppose it is very creative... ya nut!