Look out y'all, the world's populations about 2 go up now taht I'm about 2 reveal some of the best chat up lines on planet Earth.
guaranteed 2 get U laid or my names not Jack (and it aint)

1. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
3. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
4. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
5. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

But the all time best chat up line is:

My names Jack, i got a big dick, lets fuck

Works every time

And my name's not even Jack

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

let's hear it for the honest, straight forward approach!

Kevin Bloody Wilson is the master of the chat-up line :

Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

If the answer is no
To the questions above
Then be a good sport
And give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does


My personal favourite (which according to a friend actually works, well, worked once anyway) :

Beckon to someone with your little finger
They (hopefully) respond and come over to you
you say -
"If I can make you come with one little finger, just think what I could do if I used my whole body".

yeah, Im honest as Jack

Have I mentioned my name's not Jack

Prince Rogers Nelson has got good chat up lines:

1. U got something about U babe, happens everytime, whenever Im around U baby, I get a dirty mind

2. Darling, it appears 2 me that U could use a date 2night

3. Im scared, cos though we just met there's this energy between us, lets just go somewhere we can FUCK

4. Hi, Im Jack, I have my own place , wanna fuck

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

so, did you lie about the other part, then? frankly, in a case like that, who gives a shit what your name is?

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

i miss u