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PrintableMsSmartypants said: CarrieLee said: Yes, it's happened and yes it pisses me off~!
Funny story I probably shouldn't share with you guys but oh well. The other night I go in my bedside drawer and pull out my bullet. I finish up clean up and put it away then fall asleep. I wake up to this noise about a half hour later and it scares the shit out of me. I have no idea what it is. I go back to sleep and it happens again. So I put my light on cuz I'm scared shitless and I think someone is outside my window...then BAM happens again. Apparently I didn't turn off my vibrator all the way and it started bouncing around in my drawer 
Glad I didn't go crying to mommy!!!!! FILTH!!!!! Not my fault you're a prude! | |
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2the9s said: CarrieLee said: Yes, it's happened and yes it pisses me off~!
Funny story I probably shouldn't share with you guys but oh well. The other night I go in my bedside drawer and pull out my bullet. I finish up clean up and put it away then fall asleep. I wake up to this noise about a half hour later and it scares the shit out of me. I have no idea what it is. I go back to sleep and it happens again. So I put my light on cuz I'm scared shitless and I think someone is outside my window...then BAM happens again. Apparently I didn't turn off my vibrator all the way and it started bouncing around in my drawer
Glad I didn't go crying to mommy!!!!! I'm done with you.  | |
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2the9s said: CarrieLee said: Yes, it's happened and yes it pisses me off~!
Funny story I probably shouldn't share with you guys but oh well. The other night I go in my bedside drawer and pull out my bullet. I finish up clean up and put it away then fall asleep. I wake up to this noise about a half hour later and it scares the shit out of me. I have no idea what it is. I go back to sleep and it happens again. So I put my light on cuz I'm scared shitless and I think someone is outside my window...then BAM happens again. Apparently I didn't turn off my vibrator all the way and it started bouncing around in my drawer
Glad I didn't go crying to mommy!!!!! I'm done with you. cool.. cause Im just getting started   and there it is | |
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CarrieLee said: Yes, it's happened and yes it pisses me off~!
Funny story I probably shouldn't share with you guys but oh well. The other night I go in my bedside drawer and pull out my bullet. I finish up clean up and put it away then fall asleep. I wake up to this noise about a half hour later and it scares the shit out of me. I have no idea what it is. I go back to sleep and it happens again. So I put my light on cuz I'm scared shitless and I think someone is outside my window...then BAM happens again. Apparently I didn't turn off my vibrator all the way and it started bouncing around in my drawer
Glad I didn't go crying to mommy!!!!! Y'know, if we lived near each other, you'd never need a vibrator. 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:  
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