I was on the bus on my way home. Before jumping on the bus I got a sandwhich for dinner. The bus came before I could eat the sandwhich so I boarded without eating it.

About half way a homeless guy boarded the bus and sat in the seat in front of me. I noticed that he blocked my view from the driver which was excellent because you're not supposed to eat on the bus.

So I unwrap my sandwhich, which was an Italian Sub, and set to take out the peppercorns from some of the meat (can't have spicy food, certainly not whole peppercorns )

So I finish preparing my sandwhich and dig in. Luckily the homeless guy didn't really smell or anything like that so my appetite wasn't ruined. Well halfway through my eating the sandwhich I look at the guys shirt and it's covered with dandruff. Not just a few flakes but literally just covered. And the air conditioning was blowing and I notice that his hair is billowing around. I put the sandwhich down just grossing out on the fact that while I was preparing my sandwhich his billowing hair was probably shedding all over my sandwhich!

After he got off I set to prepare the other half of my sandwhich. I get done and no lie.....the next guy sitting in that seat had worse dandruff!!! He had giant chunky flakes hanging off his hair.

I guess I wasn't meant to eat that sandwhich!


Tell us some of your gross out food stories

I was just about to bite into my lunch as I read this story, now im not hungry....thanks

this is disgusting

My friend tells this story about how during summer camp as a kid one of her friends bit into a slice of pizza and noticed something really chewy. They were sitting under a tree and while they're talking and goofing around, a slug fell from the tree on her friends slice of pizza. She bit that slug in half



Years later as an adult, this same friend had received some fresh vegetables from her neighbors garden. She immediately went in and made a salad.

As she reached the bottom of the salad, she realized her neighbor hadn't washed those vegetables because at the bottom of the bowl amond the remaining leaves of lettuce was a small beetle, rolly pollies and a slug!!!! God knows how much extra protein she got with that salad

ella731 said:

Yeah, and I just ordered a burrito. Thanks...

TOTALLY GAGGING RIGHT NOW!!!!

My ex told me a story about how his sister bought some peanut brittle from a little boy selling candy door to door for a fundraiser. She brought the box of brittle in and dug in, offering some to my ex. Well she scarfed up a few pieces before my ex could eat any and the first piece he pulled out of the box, he noticed that there were maggots on it. He held it up to his sister and she screamed, spit out the brittle she had in her mouth and ran and did a shot of tequila to burn the maggots from her taste buds and throat

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

.. I dont' mean to laugh, but i got a mental image as you were telling that story, (quite well by the way with lots of vivid images) and I had to giggle I am so sorry that happend to you.. He it could of been worse, he could of had lice or somethign jumping out of his hair...

Went to Gladstones in Malibu for dinner and ordered the Red Snapper.After a couple of bites I look down at my plate and see something kinda sticking out of the meat.I use my fingers and pull out a thin 6 or 7 inch tapeworm or whatever it was.I had to eat bugs in survival training but this fuckin made me sick.The manager of the place was so embarrassed we all got our meals for free and he even sent me a $50 gift card that I never used.That was 5 years ago and I still pick at my fish when I eat it.

crazyhorse said:

That is truly horrifying!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

:omg:ewwwww!! did she get a refund? i think i am going to go anemic again! these things discourage from eating now!

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Summer trip under the Spanish Sun

We stop to have our lunch in a restaurant by the road (the kind only brave truck drivers dare to enter)

When we had our meal on the table a fat lady comes out of the kitchen with two bottles, one in each hand and our french bread ...under her sweaty arm!!!

Went to my favorite pizza to go place, ordered a slice went to shake cheese on it and a roach fell out of the cheese and onto my slice...needless to say I haven't eaten there OR used cheese at any place since!!!

crazyhorse said:

Worm eata!

Geritzla said:

I've seen little flies in the parmesan cheese shakers. That's why I always ask for packets of cheese

crazyhorse said:

i can't believe that i'm readin this thread and eating a sammich that i just made.

the only gross-out food story that i've got is this: when i was about 11 or 12, there was this church around the corner from where i lived. they used to have free pannycake breakfasts every so often downstairs in the basement of the church.

it was sorta infested with roaches.

guess where some unlucky roaches sometimes ended up?
























needless to say, i never ate pannycakes from over there.

AzureStarr said:

DA WEVA EATA

You guys excuse me for a minute...

The first story was soooo funny. Then the next ones after that made me mad. Especially the one about the restaurant. I would of freaked out.

Geritzla said:

ewww!!! EWW!! that really grossed me out!!!! i hate roaches!! did you complain to the person in charge of that pizza place?

No more Stories?????

Went to Mcdonalds this one time and ordered a vanilla shake.Well he filled it over the top so when he put the top on it dripped down the side.And without even breakin stride he licks the side of my fuckin cup from top to bottom instead of wiping it off.Then this dirty bastard tries handing it to me.Always watch lol damn.

Damn, I almost made it all day without clicking on this thread...

2the9s said:

you're WEAK!!!

crazyhorse said:

How about watching a restaurant employee handle their naughty bits and then leave the restroom without washing up and proceed back to the kitchen! I've heard stories like this before

JasmineFire said:

And I am strong! Ya-ah-ah

Holy fucking shit!!

My face hurts from cringing so much! Poor Supa!

Paradisekiss03 said:

I could barely keep myself from barfing all over the place! Another guy took the pizza up and got my and HIS $$ back!!

BTW, if you're ever in San Francisco, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT go to the Blondies on Powell St. by the cable car stop!!!!