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Giant snails! (OHMYFUCKINGGOD) Have you guys seen this shit? Giant snails! SO DISGUSTING! AND THEY CAN SPREAD MENINGITIS THROUGH THEIR MUCOUS! I hope all of ya'll have had your meningitis shot.
Hey, who would win in a fight between these guys and the camel spiders? This must be Heaven for you escargot lovers! (p.s. I know this is old news, but the photo alone makes my stomach turn. ew ew ew) MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) -- Federal health officials have seized several dangerous pests called Giant African Land Snails from Wisconsin classrooms and have started a national search for the creatures, which reproduce rapidly, destroy plants and can transmit meningitis. The snails, which are illegal to have in the United States, were used in classrooms by unwitting school officials, said Willie Harris, eastern regional director of the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Safeguarding, Intervention and Trade Compliance Program. Snails have been seized in the past month from Wisconsin cities including Big Bend, Menasha and Milwaukee. Officials so far have not found any others elsewhere. They are concerned the snails, about the size of a person's hand, could be transported to states with warmer climates, where they can rapidly reproduce and destroy plants. In 1966, a Miami boy smuggled three Giant African Land Snails into the country. His grandmother eventually released them into a garden, and in seven years there were more than 18,000 of them. The eradication program took 10 years, according to the USDA. Five of the snails donated to Nicolet Elementary School in Menasha by a parent were seized after teachers learned they were illegal, said the school's principal, Linda Joosten. "They were very cool creatures," Joosten said. The snails, native to Africa but also found in parts of Asia, are known to consume as many as 500 different plants and their mucous can transmit meningitis. Snail smugglers can face fines of up to $1,000 per charge. Harris said people who have the snails without knowing they are illegal will not face punishment. (taken from http://www.cnn.com/2004/T...nails.ap/) I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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These suckers were in Milwaukee???.... ....Wisconsin edit. [This message was edited Sun May 9 18:46:55 2004 by Byron] | |
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The worst part about this whole mess is the teacher who thought they were 'very cool creatures.'
GROSS Hey Byron, how much money would it take for you to eat one of these bad boys...? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: The worst part about this whole mess is the teacher who thought they were 'very cool creatures.'
GROSS Hey Byron, how much money would it take for you to eat one of these bad boys...? You offering??... | |
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Byron said: Natsume said: Hey Byron, how much money would it take for you to eat one of these bad boys...?
You offering??... If you supply the snail!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Byron said: You offering??... If you supply the snail!! HELL no, are you kidding??...I ain't flyin' to Wisconsin!! | |
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Byron said: Natsume said: If you supply the snail!! HELL no, are you kidding??...I ain't flyin' to Wisconsin!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I lick giant snails like popsicles. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas... | |
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Christopher said: ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Christopher has a supply of tissues on hand. | |
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Christopher said: ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Was it a snail or a SLUG? Slugs are pretty slimey and nasty, too! | |
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HobbesLeCute said: I lick giant snails like popsicles.
Helloooo, meningitis! I don't know why I thought your response said 'I like giant snails like poop.' And then, the first thought after I (mis)read it was 'That doesn't even make sense.' I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Christopher said: poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Were you wearing your Puma dress? Your red Puma dress? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Christopher said: ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Was it a snail or a SLUG? Slugs are pretty slimey and nasty, too! | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Were you wearing your Puma dress? Your red Puma dress? no it was at the cleaners with my gucci stuff | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Were you wearing your Puma dress? Your red Puma dress? His MC Hammer pants! | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Christopher said: ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Was it a snail or a SLUG? Slugs are pretty slimey and nasty, too! a poor snaily | |
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Natsume said: HobbesLeCute said: I lick giant snails like popsicles.
Helloooo, meningitis! I don't know why I thought your response said 'I like giant snails like poop.' And then, the first thought after I (mis)read it was 'That doesn't even make sense.' Perhaps my post really meant that metaphorically! [This message was edited Sun May 9 19:13:03 2004 by HobbesLeCute] ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Moderator | I kinda think they are cute In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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althom said: Christopher said: ewww...i actually had one splatter on my leg today...fuck! thank goodness i had a tissue in my pocket it was .....poor snaily tried to outrun my adidas...
Christopher has a supply of tissues on hand. you're the one who advised me to so tho' | |
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Sweeny79 said: I kinda think they are cute
Good hooba gooba girl! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Natsume said: Were you wearing your Puma dress? Your red Puma dress? His MC Hammer pants! Stop! Hammer time! | |
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Moderator | Muse2NOPharaoh said: Sweeny79 said: I kinda think they are cute
Good hooba gooba girl! They are cute.... I'd like one as a pet. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I kinda think they are cute
NOOOOO!!!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Christopher said: althom said: Christopher has a supply of tissues on hand. you're the one who advised me to so tho' It's a wise thing to do. Blowing snot all over your hand like I do isn't a good way to win folks over. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: Natsume said: Helloooo, meningitis! I don't know why I thought your response said 'I like giant snails like poop.' And then, the first thought after I (mis)read it was 'That doesn't even make sense.' Perhaps my post really meant that metaphorically! [This message was edited Sun May 9 19:13:03 2004 by HobbesLeCute] <--- total Freudian. (Freudist??) I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Sweeny79 said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Good hooba gooba girl! They are cute.... I'd like one as a pet. Someone call a priest! | |
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Christopher said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: His MC Hammer pants! Stop! Hammer time! Don't hurt em! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Christopher said: Stop! Hammer time! Don't hurt em! | |
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