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POST SOMETHING FUNNY! Once, when  was n Hawaii 2 see Prince. On the island of Kauai, met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about 2 die and wanted 2 tell some1 about some treasure. said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane 2 catch, u know." He started telling his story, about the treasure & his life & all, and thought: "This story isn't 2 long." But then, he kept going, and started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then, the story was over, and said 2 myself: "U know, that story wasn't 2 long after all." 4get what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though. | |
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You first. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,' replied the President. "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10' long and 4' in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President and, with that, George Dubya hung up and called the President of condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of condom company. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10' long and 4' wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one. | |
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An old woman goes to the doctors, and explains that she's recently had a real problem with farting. All day and all night she's farting these silent, odourless farts. Because they're silent and odourless, she doesn't have too much of a problem with them except it becomes uncomfortable on the ass when you fart 24/7.
"I've been farting away even while sitting here talking to you, Doctor," the old woman says. The doctor thinks for a moment, and then writes a perscription for the old woman, saying, "Take these pills twice a day and come and see me next week, to see if there's been any improvement." So a week later the old woman comes back, and the doctor asks her whether the pills have had an effect. "Well they have, doctor," replies the woman. "I'm still farting all the time, but although they're still odourless, now they're not silent, they're noisy." "Good," replies the doctor. "Now we've sorted your hearing out, we can work on your sinuses."  | |
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Kinda like this?
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ThePurplePeopleEater said: Kinda like this?
Pictures of your mama should be in the 'Org Family Photos' section. | |
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TheFrog said: ThePurplePeopleEater said: Kinda like this?
Pictures of your mama should be in the 'Org Family Photos' section. I thought that was your mama Froggy, waitin for her mate in that hot-blooded, noisy back mounting time o year. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: TheFrog said:
Pictures of your mama should be in the 'Org Family Photos' section. I thought that was your mama Froggy, waitin for her mate in that hot-blooded, noisy back mounting time o year. Waiting for your mama?  Maybe it was.  | |
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