seacrest out

talented singers out

paulas ability to have a true opinion out

stan laurel out

americas musical guage out

randy stomach staple out

simons high waters out

shausler out

Ace said:

Ryan Seacrest sounds like a toothpaste or facial cleanser product

shausler said:

Of the closet?

DiamondGirl said:

try new Lemon Fresh Ryan Seacrest™! now with 50% more cleaning power!

fantasia . . . . IN


you know it baby

DiamondGirl said:

At the end of all my conversations, I'm going to do that. (With my surname, of course)

lovemachine said:

oh geez, its true! carson daly is awful..just awful! i watched his late nite show a few weeks ago...i forget who the guest was but i'm sure there was a reaosn for my viewing...anyhow, he was just ridiculous. his questions were straight out of my 6th grade student newspaper. ryan seacrest may be a dork...well, ok, a cute dork...but at least he has personality and a sense of humour. he is also half decent at speaking to his guests.

SassyBritches said:

I agree. Ryan is definitely a geek, but Carson is the worst and he really tries to be cool and he is sooooo unbelievably dull. I also hate the way Carson kisses the asses of anyone he interviews, but yet remains so monotonous. Ryan sucks up a lot, but he seems a lot more sincere and an actual fan of the people he has on his show. I really enjoyed his Janet interview, and he made her a lot more relaxed than anyone else. It was a better interview than Diane Sawyer, Leno, and Letterman combined!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I actually HAD that CB book as a kid.

The host of the american idol spoof WB superstars has his own little saying
He says: "McFayden gone"

Dude! You guys gotta read the recaps on http://idolonfox.com/recaps/index.htm
They've already called him glee-crest, glow-crest, crowd-crest, wit-crest, vote-crest, joke-crest, smile-crest, pitch-crest, break-crest, plead-crest, and my all time favorite: Surprisinglyburnedmynewjokeintothegroundcrest.
This guy must be an orger.
[This message was edited Thu May 27 12:55:10 2004 by mochalox]

Top Ten Catch Phrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before "Seacrest Out!"
presented by Ryan Seacrest


10. "Seabiscuit out!"

9. "Wow, I'm gorgeous!"

8. "Next time bring your sister, you hump."

7. "All hail North Korea's brave leader Kim Jong-Il!"

6. "This is Ryan Seacrest saying, 'Don't let the Asian Bird Flu get you!'"

5. "I'm lactose-intolerant."

4. "Don't have your pets spayed or neutered."

3. "This has been Ryan Seacrest on 'American Idol,' or 'American Top 40,' or 'On-Air with Ryan Seacrest,' or whatever the hell I'm on right now!"

2. "Vote for Kucinich/Seacrest this November."

1. "So long, losers!"