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PrintableMuse2NOPharaoh said: Dear Sir,
I am tossing you my resume and certain you will best know where I am suited if at all, in your fine company! Muse Dear Muse, We have the great pleasure of not so much hiring you but proclaiming you an Org Diva in the best sense of the word. Sincerely, Aerogram [This message was edited Sat May 15 17:47:22 2004 by Aerogram] | |
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crazyhorse said: Dear Aerogram,
After reading your reply it became obvious that I didnt understand the position applied for.But, "THREAD-JACKER JACKER" I do understand. If that position is filled I'll let you decide whats best. thanxxx crazyhorse Dear CrazyHorse, We are pleased to name you Head Jacker. Please do not take ombrage of the rejection of your first application. The Arch Enemy position requires a person who can be evil incarnate, We trust you understand how difficult it is to select the right candidate. Sincerely, Aerogram [This message was edited Sat May 15 18:03:29 2004 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: TheFrog said: Dear Aerogram,
Re: my previous application In retrospect, I'm not sure swearing at you was the best way of applying for a job. Please reconsider my application with the words, "Fuck you" replaced by, "I never say 'fuck you' to a potential employer, and i'm not about to start now". Thanks in advance for your time and consideration. Kind regards TheFrog. Dear TheFrog, We are pleased to offer you a poster position in Aerogram Corporation, at a starting yearly salary of 45,000 Sanddollars. Please contact us at your earliest convenience if you wish to accept the position. Sincerely, Aerogram [This message was edited Sat May 15 14:25:15 2004 by Aerogram] Dear Aerogram, Well, i never. What a delightful offer, and I accept it with unbridled glee. I trust I am not acting prematurely here, but can I take a week's holiday from 3 June to 9 June inclusive? I am away in the mountains where I fear internet access is relatively scarce. Unfortunately if your response is a fat, "no" I may well have to reconsider, your offer being figuratively rammed where the sun don't shine. Your faithful servant, TheFrog | |
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Aerogram said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Dear Sir,
I am tossing you my resume and certain you will best know where I am suited if at all, in your fine company! Muse Dear Muse, We have the great pleasure of not so much hiring you but proclaiming you an Org Diva in the best sense of the word. Sincerely, Aerogram [This message was edited Sat May 15 17:47:22 2004 by Aerogram] 
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Damn, I thought this thread was about various positions. | |
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There's only one way to get a decent job around here: 
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