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have you ever been in the middle of some spectacular hot an heavy sex when suddenly you are rudely interrupted by>>>>> a cramp in your buttcheek or a charlie horse in the back of your leg?
 ___________________________ every so often I like to reach out and touch myself ..I guess you could say I am agressively horny and all women tell me I am a     pervert... | |
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By my grandmother, we've been interrupted!  | |
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sataninas said: By my grandmother, we've been interrupted!
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Ive been interupted by the dog..... | |
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i can't say i've had an ass cramp. there have been many pains in the ass during my life, but they've been more figurative than literal. | |
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 RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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the phone and the door if i dont lock it people just walk in  | |
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Raine said: the phone and the door if i dont lock it people just walk in
i'VE HAD THIS PROBLEM TOO.. EVEN IF I LOCK the door they CLIMB IN A WINDOW... :MAD: [This message was edited Sat May 15 16:12:14 2004 by PEJ] To Sir, with Love | |
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climb in a window.....????? | |
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JustinCase said: a cramp in your buttcheek or a charlie horse in the back of your leg?
yes! I need to do stretches because Im always getting cramps or charly horses...because I work (it) out Oh my, oh my. | |
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my legs shake sometimes..... | |
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nesseone said: my legs shake sometimes.....
when your tummy gets rubbed? Oh my, oh my. | |
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i wish... 
i'd be happy being interrupted by just about ANYTHING just as long as i got some 'spectacular hot and heavy sex' along with it.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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SENSHY said: nesseone said: my legs shake sometimes.....
when your tummy gets rubbed? its not my tummy thats getting rubbed when my legs shake, something else is gettin rubbed  | |
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JustinCase said: have you ever been in the middle of some spectacular hot an heavy sex when
No.  | |
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CinisterCee said: JustinCase said: have you ever been in the middle of some spectacular hot an heavy sex when
No. You're in for a treat  Oh my, oh my. | |
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nesseone said: SENSHY said: when your tummy gets rubbed? its not my tummy thats getting rubbed when my legs shake, something else is gettin rubbed That's a good indicator that we're doing something right.  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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The friggin phone or the doorbell, damn!! 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorThat's the worst thing in the world. Yes, it's happened where my thigh got Spased out.. It Sucked! | |
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The damn train conductor!  Love it or shove it! | |
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This pizza guy spoils it every time!
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Yeah! And by an org note. Love it or shove it! | |
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ThePurplePeopleEater said: This pizza guy spoils it every time!
Why order pizza, you knew it would spoil it all by being interrupted. But then you could not wait until after th pizza guy left????
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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A couple of times man oh man my feet would fall asleep at a Restaurant..Once I fell on the floor when I tried to stand up. Another time I was in a Japanese restaurant and I went outside and my foot twisted and I fell Screaming on the sidewalk. | |
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luv4u said: ThePurplePeopleEater said: This pizza guy spoils it every time!
Why order pizza, you knew it would spoil it all by being interrupted. But then you could not wait until after th pizza guy left???? He was way late! Like usual | |
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Remember in UTCM Prince Says ....PIZZAMAN! | |
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MsSmartypants said: Yeah! And by an org note.
Org notes don't make noise.....maybe your noise.
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: The friggin phone or the doorbell, damn!!
Lemme get this straight: some of y'all will actually interrupt good sex to answer the phone or the door?  | |
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Zelaira said: A couple of times man oh man my feet would fall asleep at a Restaurant..Once I fell on the floor when I tried to stand up. Another time I was in a Japanese restaurant and I went outside and my foot twisted and I fell Screaming on the sidewalk.
the worst part of feet falling asleep is the needles... right when their coming back to normal the needles kick in... To Sir, with Love | |
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SENSHY said: CinisterCee said: No. You're in for a treat  To Sir, with Love | |
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