Could it be Althom?!

From a local paper, The Stranger:

Speaking of bad habits: Today brings a tale of a local man who could do with some serious behavior modification, sighted by Hot Tipper Russ. "I was waiting at a Capitol Hill bus stop. We'd all lined up to get on the bus when I saw this bald guy bend down to 'tie his shoe.' The next thing I knew, he'd put his nose right up in the butt crack of the guy standing in front of him. At first I thought he was playing a joke on a friend, but the shock on the guy-in-front's face destroyed all my hope of rationalizing this freak's behavior," writes Russ, whose life would again intersect with Mr. Butt Sniff. "A couple of weeks later, I saw him again at the magazine store in Broadway Market. As soon as I realized it was him, I saw him 'bend down to read a magazine' and do THE SAME FUCKING THING to some other unsuspecting guy!" This time, Russ alerted mall security, but has since found himself unable to shake the specter of the butt-sniffing freak from his mind. "I don't care what weird shit turns you on," writes Russ, "as long as you only share it with people who are willing to let you SNIFF THEIR BUTTS! If you have a friend who likes that, do it, even in public--hire a prostitute and sniff butt all night, for all I care. But what this guy's doing to people without their consent is really freaky and just plain wrong." Last Days concurs, and hereby offers a reward of 20 American dollars to anyone who captures this freak sniffing strange butt on film or video. Mail to "Evidence," care of Last Days at The Stranger, 1535 11th Ave, third floor, Seattle, WA 98122. We were about to stipulate "no forgeries," i.e., no fake, staged shots of some fake freak sniffing someone's butt. But then we realized we'd be happy to see those, too. Mail to "Fake Evidence," care of Last Days at The Stranger, 1535 11th Ave, third floor, Seattle, WA 98122.


[This message was edited Thu May 13 18:34:11 2004 by AnotherLoverToo]

OOps, wrong forum! Mods, please delete, I'll move it to GD!!
[This message was edited Thu May 13 18:53:19 2004 by AnotherLoverToo]

I was wondering why this was in the org discussion forum! HAHAHA

THERE'S A BUM SNIFFER IN THIS FORUM?????

AnotherLoverToo said:

Or more simply, we'll just move it. Consider it done.

matt said:

Moderator asleep at the wheel!

Sounds like Althom to me

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

Oops did I type that??? I meant it sounds like BKW

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

tackam said:

Fixed!

I don't get it! Are there two butt sniffers in Seattle?

althom said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

It is athlom!!

crazyhorse said:

crazyhorse said:

isnt this supposed to be in the site discussion forum?

My favorite line:

"If you have a friend who likes that, do it, even in public--hire a prostitute and sniff butt all night, for all I care".

sosgemini said:

You can move one of them back over.....

althom said:

Yes--you and bkw.

Please dont sniff my ass, it's very sensitive!

"will not hesitate to attack the crack in broad daylight"....

I put that in my profile!

althom said:

crazyhorse said:

Still no arrests made.....

Althom!

AnotherLoverToo said:

I've been framed!!!!!

i hope somebody farts dead in that cat's face, man. preferably a fart of the SBD variety.

attack the crack