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Thread started 05/13/04 7:49pm

MsSmartypants

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Cheesy Jesus!

Lots of stuff here! big grin

Need a Mother Teresa Breath Mist or a Pope on a RopeTM Soap?
Remember, my birthday is coming up soon Natsume. batting eyes

http://www.cheesyjesus.com/
Love it or shove it!
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Reply #1 posted 05/13/04 7:52pm

MsSmartypants

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Chaka Khan Chanukah Cards
Never one to ignore our Semite bretheren, we proudly offer this lovely card that embodies the joy and energy of the Festival of Lights. Inside message: Happy ChakaKhan-aka! Cards measure 5" x 7"; 12 cards and envelopes per box.

Price: $ 14.95
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Reply #2 posted 05/13/04 7:53pm

Natsume

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How about a Jesus dildo instead, you ass?
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #3 posted 05/13/04 7:55pm

MsSmartypants

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Natsume said:

How about a Jesus dildo instead, you ass?

I think I'll have this instead. big grin


Mother Theresa Breath Mist
The packaging says it best: "When you are weary and suffering the wrath of a pasty tongue, Mother Theresa Breath Mist can purge the demons of bad breath. Be merciful to thy friends and neighbors. Two quick spritzes on the tongue bring forth the heavens of freshness and part the turgid seas of an afflicted mouth." Each attractively packaged .25 oz breath spray provides dozens of squirts to redeem your mouth from the evil scourge of halitosis again and again.

Price: $ 4.95
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Reply #4 posted 05/13/04 7:57pm

Natsume

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I love religious kitsch!
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #5 posted 05/13/04 7:59pm

MsSmartypants

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Natsume said:

I love religious kitsch!

Then I'll get you this. batting eyes


Moses Action Figure
Prophet, lawgiver, holy man...Moses had one of the most adventurous lives in the Bible. Now you can recreate the excitement of the Exodus with the Moses Action Figure. Armed with his staff and stone tablet, this 5.25" tall plastic figure is ready to talk to burning bushes and free your other action figures from the bondage of servitude. On the back of each package are interesting Moses facts, good for cocktail party small talk.

Price: $ 9.95
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Reply #6 posted 05/13/04 8:00pm

Natsume

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MsSmartypants said:

Armed with his staff and stone tablet, this 5.25" tall plastic figure is ready to talk to burning bushes and free your other action figures from the bondage of servitude. On the back of each package are interesting Moses facts, good for cocktail party small talk.

lol

the descriptions are the best!
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #7 posted 05/13/04 8:21pm

bluesbaby

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These are awesome!
They would go well with my firebreathing nun, and my dashboard jesus.
Kitsch is KOOL.

That was cheesy, just like ..... (I am SO going to hell)
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Reply #8 posted 05/13/04 8:23pm

Mizzunderstood

i want this trucker hat that says jesus is my homeboy smile
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Reply #9 posted 05/13/04 8:35pm

MsSmartypants

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Mix n Match Virgin Mary Magnet Set
It's dress-up time with the Mother of God! This super-deluxe magnet set has all the essential outfits a modern madonna needs, from a Catholic school uniform to a Jesus freak get-up; there's even a little Baby Jesus and a stroller for Him too! What fun! Mary measures approximately 8.5" tall; other magnets measure between 1.25" to 6 high.

Price: $ 19.95
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Reply #10 posted 05/13/04 9:46pm

althom

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Wow! My dad's birthday is coming up soon too! biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 05/13/04 9:49pm

bkw

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althom said:

Wow! My dad's birthday is coming up soon too! biggrin

It always got to be about you doesn't it? rolleyes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #12 posted 05/13/04 9:51pm

althom

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bkw said:

althom said:

Wow! My dad's birthday is coming up soon too! biggrin

It always got to be about you doesn't it? rolleyes

Well! Someone won't get a Mix n Match Virgin Mary Magnet Set for xmas....will they? hmph!
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