The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. (There you have it, KingSausage)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.


The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U. S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second William Jefferson Clinton.


And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

AzureStarr said:

AzureStarr said:

This has actually been proven to be untrue. I saw a program where this fool decided to disprove it. He tested the theory by bringing a duck into a sound studio and recorded it quacking with various objects (metal bucket, curved metal sheet etc) that would produce echoes. And it worked! He played the various quacks and echoes. It is thought that because a duck's quack is in the lower db regions that we just don't often hear the echo, but it's there, apparently!

Where is MrBliss?

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
(Didn't the Professor say this exact same thing to Gilligan??)

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
(I'd love to think that 6 times would more than suffice...)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. (There you have it, KingSausage)
(Well, shit...and I just convinced him to take a donkey to San Francisco instead, too...)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(Which means that if you fall asleep while watching TV, you're really exercising..)

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
(Until then, they get their older brother to get accorns for them...)

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
(The second was Campbell's Althom Soup...)

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
(I always suspected that guy was a little "funny"...)

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
(But it was one HUGE stinkin' olive, tho...)

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Kinda depends on whether you're above or below it, doesn't it??...)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
(That explains the Starbucks Apple Stand I spotted on the way to work...)

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
(The rest are made from Muse's sock drawer...)

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan."
(So did the first Marlboro smoker, I hear...)

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
(If all the mice I saw wore red shorts and talked like Micheal Jackson, I would be, too..! )

Pearls melt in vinegar.
(And here I was putting them in the microwave...)

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
(Had the first owner of Coca Cola died from cancer, they'd be #1, I bet...)

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
(Whew...that's good to know, huh?!)

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(I like ducks... )

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(Sooo, I guess scrubbing the toilet with my toothbrush isn't a good idea then??..)


Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U. S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second William Jefferson Clinton.
(What I wanna know is which U.S. president's name contained all the letters from the words "Althom smells like soup"..)


And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Yeah...but their breath REALLY stinks... )

1.Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
2.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver, or purple.

And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts


so my daughter was telling the truth.....

AsylumUtopia said:

I saw that same show... I think. The one I saw he was doing various things with the duck to produce an echo and ended up taking the duck to some other joint and did other things with the duck in a last ditch effort to get that echo. He got it!

The man was becoming pretty pissed off at not finding that echo at first.

AzureStarr said:

i moved my toothbrush after reading this.

JasmineFire said:

Oooh... yeah. My toothbrush is ALWAYS in a toothbrush holder, tucked away in a drawer.

My mom was always a worry wort about the potty and the toothbrush thing. And, she always made us flush after putting the seat down because it sprays a fine mist of those airborne particles in the... well, air.

Now, whenever someone is over and I walk in the bathroom and I see the seat is up... a part of me freaks a little, because I knew they flushed with the seat up.

crazyhorse said:

I've heard that before. But I refuse to believe that one.






I never ate no damn spider.
[This message was edited Thu May 13 11:58:25 2004 by Chico319]

AzureStarr said:

yeah, i always flush with the seat down, too. it seems strange to flush with it up. why would anyone do that, really?

AzureStarr said:

I feel like I've just been stuck in an elevator with Cliff Claven.

JasmineFire said:

JasmineFire said:

I don't know why... but they do. Can you imagine all of the junk in a public restroom... where they have no lids?!

ACK!

That's why I always try to hold it until I get home; if at all possible.

* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

What the hell is so "fun" about these facts??

2the9s said:

that's a good question.

JasmineFire said:

NO!! I want LaCoyta/AzureStarr to answer this!!!

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

I-S-S-U-E-S!!!!

That's what Sag says but really I think she is but wont admit it, so she calls it breathing through her butt.

Byron said:

We have something in common I LOVE DUCKS!!

lilmissmissy said:

LMAO! What the fuck are you drooling at?

I love facts like this, they are so intriguing..

is that the right word?

Ocean said:

REDFEATHERS said:

I think the word you're looking for is "goofy"...

Lleena said: