Whooooo

I have been given the power of Astrology.

Tell me Ur starsign and I'll tell U what the stars have in store 4 U

Scorpio.

TheFrog said:

U R sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. U screw small animals and love picking Ur nose. U should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

Leo

wait. first id like to know whats your funny way of stopping the juice!?
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[This message was edited Thu May 13 1:45:13 2004 by Christopher]

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

You truly have a gift, FunnyWay!


















For talking out yo' fat ass.

AsylumUtopia said:

The adventurous type, always looking 4 thrills and looking 2 try anything. In other words, stupid. U have the IQ of a Garden snail and will never amount 2 anything. Most Leo's are living on welfare, the Dole or food stamps.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

That's me alright. Shoe size 12 and ... Ermmm, what was I going to say ?
Oh well, back to my cabbage patch.

Christopher said:

Well U see first U get a fresh lemon anc cut it in2 3 peiecs, next U need some pliers, a blow torch and 2 roll of industrial strength tissue and so next U


Tell U what, I'll private Org U...

Cancer

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

PANDURITO said:

U have a business like attitude 2 life and a knack 4 making money. Ur an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's oragns 2 buy a new outfit. U R likely 2 be murdered.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

goodness..... what is your sign funnyway ?

Christopher said:

Im an Aries.

Aries tend 2 be headstrong and deliberate in their actions. Basically U don't give a fuck about any1. Most people hate U but U couldn't care less. Ur the kind of persaon who would masturbate at a funeral.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

100%.....WRONG

I believe you've just lost your power. You guessed nothing
(Except me being murdered... but I hope you got that one wrong too)

hey, dont shoot the messenger. It's a gift.

Aquarious...

ella731 said:

U R the academic type and will probably end up working in the education system. This means UR an absolute pervert, at the least a closet transvestite.
Ur ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

My accuracy is scary isn't it.

hye funnyway, your use of this emoticon cracks me up


I am a libra, by the way

Libra

U R the 4giving type and u don't bear grudges. This makes U an asshole. 4 Ur entire life people will make a complete prick out of U. Nobody will go 2 Ur funeral.

Never studied the Chinese horoscope

I dont even like dogs

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

i'm an aries, too but i wouldn't masturbate at a funeral.

Look y'all i am just a vehicle 4 the spirits 2 talk. Do U really think I want this gift, sometimes I scare my self silly with all these visions.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

i heard there's going to be a really hot funeral tomorrow night...

Capricorn

mochalox said:

U R deep & personal in Ur thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self centered cunt and a closet pervert. Ur best friend is probably an alter boy.


Iwish I would stop having these visions, it's draining my energy