Please gents, I beg you to comply with this chain letter.

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your
mates
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the
top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, there
will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds,
2.5 models,
463 wild nymphos,
3,234 good-looking nymphos,
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since
he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to
whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter,
the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and
is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL ...
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can bonk her.
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate ... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even if you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake


[This message was edited Sat May 15 7:27:08 2004 by lilmissmissy]

Handz up those who fink a lady created this chain letter?