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PrintablePele said: 2freaky4church1 said: There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "
6 inches isn't that big... That is smaller then my shoe size  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 
Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. 
I have Tropic of Cancer too. I keep meaning to read it and somehow haven't started it yet. I also have a few more Anais Nin books, Lolita, Fanny Hill, several Marquis de Sade books, The Story of O, some Balzac... I have a bit of a collection of classic erotica. |
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2freaky4church1 said: If you like a real good dirty book try Henry Miller's classic, Tropic Of Cancer; one of the greatest works of literature ever. This book can be a bit offensive to some, but most good art is. Here is a sample, to prove my point.
"At night when I look at Boris' goatee lying on the pillow I get hysterical. O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thights? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "   looks like that book get a lot of people in trouble. http://www.seinfeldscript...ibrary.htm "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Topping From Below by Laura Resse
S&M ,murder and romance! And...there's even some beastiality in this one   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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mochalox said: Natsume said:
very helpful. hey! i'm trying very hard here! 
I'm still laughing! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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War and Peace- Leo Tolstoy. | |
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American Psycho... before he starts killing everyone... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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You perverts. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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2freaky4church1 said: You perverts.
but u like it... "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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2freaky4church1 said: You perverts.
guess i am goin to Borders tomorrow  | |
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Natsume said: American Psycho... before he starts killing everyone...
I hated that book. |
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CarrieMpls said: Natsume said: American Psycho... before he starts killing everyone...
I hated that book. Me too In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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American Psycho was cool.That dude was fucked up. | |
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crazyhorse said: American Psycho was cool.That dude was fucked up.
The story itself was OK, but the writing style drove me CRAZY. Pages upon pages of this guy was wearing this suit with this tie and smoking this cigar and drinking this wine. I get that the point was people were so caught up in labels and whatnot that they had no idea someone in their circle was a brutal murderer, but man was it boring! |
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CarrieMpls said: crazyhorse said: American Psycho was cool.That dude was fucked up.
The story itself was OK, but the writing style drove me CRAZY. Pages upon pages of this guy was wearing this suit with this tie and smoking this cigar and drinking this wine. I get that the point was people were so caught up in labels and whatnot that they had no idea someone in their circle was a brutal murderer, but man was it boring! I didn't mind the style of the writing... I just could NOT handle the brutality.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Henry Miller wrote: I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent.
ill. assed. shit. that shit sounds like a penthouse forum reject. | |
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