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My favorite dirty book If you like a real good dirty book try Henry Miller's classic, Tropic Of Cancer; one of the greatest works of literature ever. This book can be a bit offensive to some, but most good art is. Here is a sample, to prove my point.
"At night when I look at Boris' goatee lying on the pillow I get hysterical. O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thights? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "   All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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I liked the movie Henry and June... | |
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"Thights" is cool.  Someone should market those - tights, but only for the thighs. | |
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Frogs legs anyone?..lol All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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Classic!!!! | |
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One of the sexiest parts. | |
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Internet goofs..lol All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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IAmTheTouch said:
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Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
One of the sexiest parts.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. I've got to read that.  | |
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VinaBlue said: sinisterpentatonic said:
Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. I've got to read that. It was pretty hot stuff for the early 1900's | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: IAmTheTouch said:
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sinisterpentatonic said: VinaBlue said: I've got to read that. It was pretty hot stuff for the early 1900's Not so much anymore? I'm totally clueless.  | |
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Anne rice writing as anne rampling the beauty series oh and the book East of Eden not that damn movie 
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Charles Dickens' Bleak House, when Miss Summerson reveals her wrist to Bayham Badger in the twilight autumn mists of Chesney Wold...
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2the9s said: Charles Dickens' Bleak House, when Miss Summerson reveals her wrist to Bayham Badger in the twilight autumn mists of Chesney Wold...
you giant fuck!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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butterfli25 said: Anne rice writing as anne rampling the beauty series oh and the book East of Eden not that damn movie
I have those too! Yet I haven't read them all. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. Yeah, that's for sure. Very interesting reading. Anais is great! | |
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2freaky4church1 said: If you like a real good dirty book try Henry Miller's classic, Tropic Of Cancer; one of the greatest works of literature ever. This book can be a bit offensive to some, but most good art is. Here is a sample, to prove my point.
"At night when I look at Boris' goatee lying on the pillow I get hysterical. O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thights? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "
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2freaky4church1 said: Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick.
He sounds like Jacque, from that episode of The Simpsons. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
Seriously, there's some good stuff in here. AMEN!!!!! "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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there's this other one, a collection of short stories and poems, but I can't remember the title. Something like Erotica, or something. I can't remember. "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: there's this other one, a collection of short stories and poems, but I can't remember the title. Something like Erotica, or something. I can't remember.
very helpful. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: mochalox said: there's this other one, a collection of short stories and poems, but I can't remember the title. Something like Erotica, or something. I can't remember.
very helpful. hey! i'm trying very hard here!  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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there were also some books by Anonymous around in the 70's with pronouns for titles...Him, Her, US, Them or was it He and She? anyway they were porn really and I read them when I was 13 and 14 years old  I still have my copy of US 
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2freaky4church1 said: There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "
6 inches isn't that big... | |
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I read Tropic of Cancer in high school. I liked it as literature, but it wasn't exactly jerk off material.
But anyway, here are my faves works of erotica: Lady Chatterley's Lover by DH Lawrence The Mammoth Book of International Erotica The Story of O The Pearl (I think my ex still has this on her bookshelf) Anything published by Blue Moon Books Anything from her majesty Anais Nin The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera (yes, this counts!) | |
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Pele said: 2freaky4church1 said: There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. "
6 inches isn't that big... I was thinking the same thing. | |
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