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Someone make me laugh I'm in a FOUL mood today. And for no particular reason either, I just feel like I wanna kill someone. So tell me a joke or post something funny.
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Girly - look at those punk-assed ugly shoes Althom's wearing!!!  | |
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How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
Whatever you do, please don't tell the Mexican joke.    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
Whatever you do, please don't tell the Mexican joke. I wasn't gonna  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
Shout Bingo In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
I give up. How? | |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: Whatever you do, please don't tell the Mexican joke. I wasn't gonna 
Just in case you change your mind. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Sweeny79 said: Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
Shout Bingo  cute | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: I wasn't gonna
Just in case you change your mind. Get an avie already i'm sick a looking at you neekid! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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I love how that dude on the left is getting into it. | |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said:
Just in case you change your mind. Get an avie already i'm sick a looking at you neekid! No, I think I'm going to be avieless for a while, till the right one comes along. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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CarrieLee said: Sweeny79 said: Shout Bingo cuteThat's Byron's joke I can't take credit for it...  feel better CarrieLee In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: Get an avie already i'm sick a looking at you neekid! No, I think I'm going to be avieless for a while, till the right one comes along. PUNK! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: CarrieLee said: cuteThat's Byron's joke I can't take credit for it... feel better CarrieLee Come to think of it, that SOUNDS like a Byron joke! Thanks Sweeny | |
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CarrieLee said: Sweeny79 said: That's Byron's joke I can't take credit for it... feel better CarrieLee Come to think of it, that SOUNDS like a Byron joke! Thanks Sweeny You are more than welcome!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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CarrieLee, check this out for a laugh: http://www.prince.org/msg/100/93216
CarrieLee edit [This message was edited Tue May 11 8:13:10 2004 by CokeJohnson]  and there it is | |
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If you cant laugh after looking at this picture then you must be really down.... | |
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katt said:
If you cant laugh after looking at this picture then you must be really down.... It's red x! | |
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try these:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey." OR (supposedly 'best' in the world, but I prefer the first - voted the best in UK): Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" and a quick message from tommy cooper: Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other: "Your round." The other one says: "So are you, you fat bastard." All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand...
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CarrieLee said: katt said:
If you cant laugh after looking at this picture then you must be really down.... It's red x! It is  ok this is the link http://www.koolpages.com/.../laugh.jpg | |
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sinaplenty said: try these:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey." OR (supposedly 'best' in the world, but I prefer the first - voted the best in UK): Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" and a quick message from tommy cooper: Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other: "Your round." The other one says: "So are you, you fat bastard." I loved all of them!![This message was edited Tue May 11 9:01:01 2004 by CarrieLee] | |
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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, Oh, Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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These threads are always good for a laugh, if you haven't seen it yet...
http://www.prince.org/msg/7/92591 "Sounds" like a Byron joke??...That better be a compliment..  | |
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You make me sick. | |
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2the9s said: You make me sick.
Um, what did I say fucktard? Shut it and  | |
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sag10 said: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, Oh, Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. | |
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CarrieLee said: I'm in a FOUL mood today. And for no particular reason either, I just feel like I wanna kill someone. So tell me a joke or post something funny.
2the9s need not reply. This site cracks me the fuck up every time (especially the killer puppets!): http://www.disturbingauctions.com/ "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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sag10 said: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, Oh, Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. 
SO recognizable ! You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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