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PrintableTwo rednecks are in a bar shooting heroin and sharing the needle. A guy walks up and says "what the hell is wrong with you two? Its bad enough that you're using heroin, but don't you know you can contract HIV from that??"
One redneck pipes up "Oh its okay. We're both wearing condoms". 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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KingSausage said: CarrieLee said: I'm in a FOUL mood today. And for no particular reason either, I just feel like I wanna kill someone. So tell me a joke or post something funny.
2the9s need not reply. This site cracks me the fuck up every time (especially the killer puppets!): http://www.disturbingauctions.com/  | |
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Sweeny79 said: Sweeny79 said: How do you get a room full of old ladies to say "FUCK" all at once?
Shout Bingo  | |
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CarrieLee said: KingSausage said: This site cracks me the fuck up every time (especially the killer puppets!): http://www.disturbingauctions.com/ Check it out....I promise!!! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: CarrieLee said: Check it out....I promise!!! "Cranky Clown" Lava Lamp: 
Holy... | |
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this is my favorite...nice fucking toy!!!!!
 "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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BAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
 "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:bceeac4d56]BAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
[/color]I know! It came out better than even I imagined!!!  | |
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BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
I just saw it again!!!! Holy shit..... ....Oop, i think i can smell poo.
Thats impressive Justin. 
[This message was edited Tue May 11 15:53:24 2004 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 
I'm nearly choking myself and I've been staring at it for half an hour. | |
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BinaryJustin said: damn, i almost peed in my pants | |
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I think I just turned gay, straight, back to gay, still gay, bisexual for a second, gay twice, and then straight again. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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nesseone said: BinaryJustin said: damn, i almost peed in my pants OMG! nightmare time. | |
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BinaryJustin said: I love it! More more! | |
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HAHAHAHAHA
Justin, you are the best at Photoshop!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: HAHAHAHAHA
Justin, you are the best at Photoshop!!  Mine is only my 5th or 6th attempt ever!!!
I like my PrinceSpock! | |
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sinaplenty said: try these:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey." OR (supposedly 'best' in the world, but I prefer the first - voted the best in UK): Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" and a quick message from tommy cooper: Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other: "Your round." The other one says: "So are you, you fat bastard."  NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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