Ugh, so my landlord called yesterday to say he was coming over this morning to look at my bathtub drain. I hate it when the landlord comes over. He always brings his little cronie handymen and if I'm not here to watch them I come home to crap thrown all over the apartment like they had some kind of dinge party while I was away or something, and my landlord always has to poke around and peek in closets and shit - "oh, you need to oil your hinges" or "you have to take better care of your faucet fixture" - what the hell do i do to my faucet fixtures?!? should i tuck them in a little faucet bed and feed them milk and cookies and tell them happy little faucet fairy tales??? who "cares" for their faucet fixtures, anyway??? ugh, it's just creepy when the landlord comes around, and it's been like this with every landlord i've ever had. i'm a clean freak - what problem should landlords have with me? i think i just hate landlords. if it's true that everyone has a prejudice or is bigoted in some form or fashion, then i am landlord-ist. i can't stand them. i can't help it.

my day is shot.

Hippy!