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PrintableKingSausage said: Has anyone flown during a storm before? What was it like? Is it safe? My balls feel funny already.... It's fucked up flying through bad weather; no doubt about it... So listen to the intuitive tale of your balls on this one   and there it is | |
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matt said: And Northwest Airlines just gave me Silver Elite status!  Such a momentous occasion in your life and I wasn't the first to know? 
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bkw said: KingSausage said: I don't get motion sickness at all....turbulence, fortunately, only bothers me pyschologically.... Your flight sounds like it was hellish for a bit!  You still here KS? I thought you'd be dead by now.   "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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I'm lucky, I don't have to fly, just drive up there..  | |
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Okay, i know i ain't got a great track record on this thread.  But i do remember reading somewhere that those whistles attached to the lifejacket? Useful in the event you've gone down in the water (and somehow survived)?
Well apparently the total number of people rescued because of those whistles is a bit, fat, stinking Zero. Just sayin'. | |
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TheFrog said: Okay, i know i ain't got a great track record on this thread.
But i do remember reading somewhere that those whistles attached to the lifejacket? Useful in the event you've gone down in the water (and somehow survived)?
Well apparently the total number of people rescued because of those whistles is a bit, fat, stinking Zero. Just sayin'. But if you get bored in the water waiting for the life guard to pick you up, you can whistle a nice tune  | |
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Byron said: I'm lucky, I don't have to fly, just drive up there..
Can you also build me a rocket ship Byron? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Byron said: I'm lucky, I don't have to fly, just drive up there..
Can you also build me a rocket ship Byron? How about a teleporter instead??..??? | |
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Byron said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Can you also build me a rocket ship Byron? How about a teleporter instead??..??? Remember what happened to Seth Brundle? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Byron said: How about a teleporter instead??..??? Remember what happened to Seth Brundle? Oh, yeah....  .....Good point...
(who??... ) | |
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REDFEATHERS said: TheFrog said: Okay, i know i ain't got a great track record on this thread.
But i do remember reading somewhere that those whistles attached to the lifejacket? Useful in the event you've gone down in the water (and somehow survived)?
Well apparently the total number of people rescued because of those whistles is a bit, fat, stinking Zero. Just sayin'. But if you get bored in the water waiting for the life guard to pick you up, you can whistle a nice tune Yeah, with one note.
It's crazy though. Can you imagine being stuck in the middle of the ocean, having just survived a plane crash, jsut floating there wondering why the fuck they gave you such a pointless whistle. I'd probably eat it. | |
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TheFrog said: REDFEATHERS said: But if you get bored in the water waiting for the life guard to pick you up, you can whistle a nice tune Yeah, with one note.
It's crazy though. Can you imagine being stuck in the middle of the ocean, having just survived a plane crash, jsut floating there wondering why the fuck they gave you such a pointless whistle. I'd probably eat it. I would whistle Soft and Wet  | |
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Byron said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Remember what happened to Seth Brundle? Oh, yeah.... .....Good point...
(who??... )Jeff Goldblum? | |
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Byron said: I'm lucky, I don't have to fly, just drive up there..
"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Jeff Goldblum? Hey, at least he got to puke up white goo on doughnuts and shit...before he started peeling his own flesh off.... [This message was edited Wed May 12 15:03:46 2004 by KingSausage] "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Jeff Goldblum? Hey, at least he got to puke up white goo on doughnuts and shit...before he started peeling his own flesh off.... [This message was edited Wed May 12 15:03:46 2004 by KingSausage] 
Oooh and when he squeezes his fingernail and you can here the puss shoot out!!!  | |
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