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Oddly Enough: Policeman Arrested Driving in Fishnet Tights & A Real World Housemate Pulls A "Pee-wee" PARIS (Reuters) - A French policeman faces trial in a police court for driving under the influence after he was stopped at the wheel of his car drunk and wearing only a pair of fishnet tights, a prosecutor said on Friday. The man admitted he was a part-time prostitute after fellow police chased him through the Bois de Boulogne, a wooded area on the outskirts of Paris reputed as a nighttime hangout of transsexual prostitutes, in the early hours of Thursday. The policeman said he needed the extra income. If convicted, he could lose his driver's license and be fined. Prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to try him for passive soliciting, which is punishable by prison in France. © Reuters 2004. All Rights Reserved. http://www.reuters.com/ne...ID=5091634 Dan Renzi nabbed for indecent exposure in porn movie theater MAY 6--Meet Daniel Renzi. Until yesterday, the 29-year-old model wannabe was best known as a houseguest on the Miami installment of MTV's "Real World." Now Renzi will be remembered as the reality TV figure who got arrested in a Kansas City porn theater pulling a Pee-wee Herman. According to K.C. cops--who snapped the below booking photo--Renzi was in the Strand Theatre pleasuring himself during a movie when he was spotted by undercover vice cops (who are posted in the joint to deter sexual activity). For his solo performance, Renzi was arrested and charged with indecent conduct. He spent a couple of hours in custody before posting bond. Renzi is the second "Real World" participant to be nabbed on a sex-related charge in the past three months. David Broom, who appeared on the show's New Orleans season, was popped in February for patronizing a $10 Chicago prostitute. (1 page) http://www.thesmokinggun....enzi1.html [This message was edited Mon May 10 15:13:34 2004 by sosgemini] Space for sale... | |
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paris needs to pay their police officer's more. | |
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Awww shit, we need a tax break... | |
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why? | |
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Because lower taxes are the silver bullet! | |
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i don't get it. will it keep police officer's from whoring themselves? | |
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And how! | |
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i think i understand now.
i think. | |
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It's all about the laffer curve...
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oh fuck, i'm lost again. that laffer curve sounds confusing and that picture i saw of it didn't help matters. | |
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*starts whistling "fishnet"...* | |
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sosgemini said: Dan Renzi nabbed for indecent exposure in porn movie theater MAY 6--Meet Daniel Renzi. Until yesterday, the 29-year-old model wannabe was best known as a houseguest on the Miami installment of MTV's "Real World." Now Renzi will be remembered as the reality TV figure who got arrested in a Kansas City porn theater pulling a Pee-wee Herman. According to K.C. cops--who snapped the below booking photo--Renzi was in the Strand Theatre pleasuring himself during a movie when he was spotted by undercover vice cops (who are posted in the joint to deter sexual activity). For his solo performance, Renzi was arrested and charged with indecent conduct. He spent a couple of hours in custody before posting bond. Renzi is the second "Real World" participant to be nabbed on a sex-related charge in the past three months. David Broom, who appeared on the show's New Orleans season, was popped in February for patronizing a $10 Chicago prostitute. (1 page) http://www.thesmokinggun....enzi1.html [This message was edited Mon May 10 15:13:34 2004 by sosgemini] I remember when this guy was on the Real World. He was an arrogant a-hole, couldn't stand him. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: sosgemini said: Dan Renzi nabbed for indecent exposure in porn movie theater MAY 6--Meet Daniel Renzi. Until yesterday, the 29-year-old model wannabe was best known as a houseguest on the Miami installment of MTV's "Real World." Now Renzi will be remembered as the reality TV figure who got arrested in a Kansas City porn theater pulling a Pee-wee Herman. According to K.C. cops--who snapped the below booking photo--Renzi was in the Strand Theatre pleasuring himself during a movie when he was spotted by undercover vice cops (who are posted in the joint to deter sexual activity). For his solo performance, Renzi was arrested and charged with indecent conduct. He spent a couple of hours in custody before posting bond. Renzi is the second "Real World" participant to be nabbed on a sex-related charge in the past three months. David Broom, who appeared on the show's New Orleans season, was popped in February for patronizing a $10 Chicago prostitute. (1 page) http://www.thesmokinggun....enzi1.html [This message was edited Mon May 10 15:13:34 2004 by sosgemini] I remember when this guy was on the Real World. He was an arrogant a-hole, couldn't stand him. aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Not Dan!! |
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CarrieMpls said: Not Dan!!
dan has needs, carrie. dan has needs. | |
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JasmineFire said: psychodelicide said: I remember when this guy was on the Real World. He was an arrogant a-hole, couldn't stand him. aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film. Apparently not, if there are undercover vice cops there, waiting to catch you in the act. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: JasmineFire said: aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film. Apparently not, if there are undercover vice cops there, waiting to catch you in the act. that's so stupid. slow day at the presinct, i guess. | |
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JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: Not Dan!!
dan has needs, carrie. dan has needs. | |
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Must have been, that, and a shortage of donuts. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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JasmineFire said: aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film. | |
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JasmineFire said: aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film.
That's incredibly unsanitary, I would think. You'd have to catch the first showing to make sure you didn't sit in a wet spot... | |
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sosgemini said: ...David Broom, who appeared on the show's New Orleans season, was popped in February for patronizing a $10 Chicago prostitute.
...$10 though?!?!? | |
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VinaBlue said: JasmineFire said: aren't you suppose to masturbate in porn theaters? no one goes to a porn theater to merely watch the film.
That's incredibly unsanitary, I would think. You'd have to catch the first showing to make sure you didn't sit in a wet spot... that's what you get for going to a nasty ass porn theater in the first place. | |
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bananacologne said: sosgemini said: ...David Broom, who appeared on the show's New Orleans season, was popped in February for patronizing a $10 Chicago prostitute.
...$10 though?!?!? I like the use of the word "patronizing". Like he was arrested for telling her what a silly little girl she was, and did she not realise how many veneral diseases she might catch. | |
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