Christopher said:

Yes, he kept dancing on my toes because he'd had too much Jesus Juice.

I'll send him a bill.....

Natsume said:

Don't tease me thunder thighs.

MsSmartypants said:

You wish, ya b-hole!

Natsume said:

Sit and spin dear.

MsSmartypants said:

I'm doing it as I type.

Natsume said:

Awww if it wasn't for the meningitis and if you could teach them to use a litterbox, I would get a couple of those snails and keep them as pets like a couple of kitty cats. Look how cute they are!!!! They don't creep me out at all like camel spiders, snakehead fish or botflies. I think they're kind of adorable!!! And if they get on your nerves, hey, just buy a big thing of Epson Salt and it's lights out and you get a pretty shell as a souvenir!

I think banana slugs are pretty. They're so yellow.

Leno had Huge Tarantulas that Eat Birds..Now That's GROSS and Real Scary !

Zelaira said:

spiders should not eat birds. spiders are evil robots made by satan and they should stick to sucking the souls out of bratty children in the middle of the night. what did birds ever do to deserve this???

Im not too fond snails, but one day i caught my daughter throwing "pop rocks" at snails in the back yard. I ve never seen a snail fly and explode before in my life. I have to admit, i felt bad for the little boogers. Yes, I did punish her (after I laughed my ass of, of course)

Natsume said:

Byron said:

GOOD!!

Having the snails here is bad enough.

Anxiety said:

So, would you let that thing cuddle at the end of your bed? Can you imagine that thing licking the sleep out of your eyes in the morning?

BTW, where is Minneapolisgenius?

Watch out Byron, they're on their way!!!!

sinisterpentatonic said:

I've had worse things cuddle in my bed and lick the sleep out of my eyes in the morning.

Anxiety said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

After seeing that spider thread, snails the size of poodles don't scare me anymore...
In fact, Wisconsin's lookin' pretty damn good right about now! (did you SEE that mf???... )

Byron said:

Now, THERE's something one doesn't hear every day...

Nat you are making me laugh. These Snails Seem like Sinister Beings from Outta Space or Something.

ThreadBare said:

Did you ever see the movie "Love, Actually"??...One character in that movie dreams of moving from England to the United States, cuz he thinks American women will go gooey over him being from another country..and he ends up moving to Wisconsin..lol...And, well, you can watch the rest, cuz it's pretty damn funny...

Byron said:

No, I haven't seen that yet, but it's next on my list. Aside from a killer museum, Milwaukee turned out to be one of the most underwhelming cities I've visited in recent years. Its one redeeming quality was it reminded me of Baltimore. And, Baltimore's ... well ...

minneapolisgenius said:

Minne G!! how are ya, dahling!!

Think of all the snail slime it will provide!

IAmTheTouch said:

Hey!!!

I'm great actually. How have you been?

I don't understand (most of) you people. Snails are pretty cool and about the most peaceful creatures you could meet. They are pretty nice to play with although i don't think they are very smart

Besides, they are quite tasty

minneapolisgenius said:

fab as always! got back from the Vaterland recently - excellent !

we did Der Fliegende Zirkus in German class the other day - you would have loved it!

SpcMs said: