Here's a quick game for you all...

I'll give you a list of imaginary film titles and you have to come up with:

A plot synopsis;
The cast;
The director;
Music featured on the soundtrack (if applicable).

Just pick a film title and off we go!

She Said 'Yes'

Alphabet Dreams

My Life As Your Woman

Buried Secrets

Never Again: The Substitute Name Story

Moonshadow

Brief Relationships

Worthless

Going Native

Slap Me Again - I Love It!

Mindless

The Electric Storm

Foreverland

Um... No takers?

Okay I'll go first...

Slap Me Again - I Love It!
Cast: Cecilia Roth, Penelope Cruz, Spagna, Lola Garcia, Maria Garcia, Corrina Garcia, Andy Garcia
Director: Pedro Almodovar

Synopsis: Hilarious Almodovar comedy featuring a priest with a cocaine habit, a bank-heist gone wrong and a bored housewife who accidentally stumbles into an S&M club whilst on her way to the hospital to have a hysterectomy.

The subtext between the the sexual pleasure derived from kinky sex and Roth's increasing fear of her impending hysterectomy, is both thought-provoking and camp as Christmas.

Never Again: The Substitute Name Story

cast: Various Orgers with numerous accounts, Jennifer Aniston
Director Woody Allen
synopsis: Woody Allen also stars and is cast in a Van Helsing type role, whereby it is his lifes work to uncover the idenities of the covert orgers, his female companion is Jennifer Aniston.
Music: Rebel Rebel - David Bowie.

Alphabet Dreams

Plot Synopsis: A terrible wave of daytime sleeping is unleashed on Los Angeles by tins of Alphabet Spaghetti laced with paracetamol. The only man who can save LA from this terrible tinned nightmare is Sgt. David Monroe (with help from his sidekick Susie Barcelona).
Will he wake up the residents and rid supermarket shelves of the offending articles in time???

Cast: As Sgt David Monroe - Danny de vito. As Susie Barcelona - Jim Carrey.

Director: TheFrog

Music: Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Without stopping, so loud you can barely hear the dialogue, all the way through the film.

She Said 'Yes'

Cast: Catherine Zeta Jones, althom
Synopsis: althom spends the whole movie trying to convince Catherine Zeta Jones to say yes. There is a sequel: She said yes(then changed her mind)
Director: Sophia coppola
Music: Baby I'm a star - Prince (plays whenever althom is on screen)

Moonshadow

The sequel to Alphabet Dreams.

Plot synopsis: A new super-villain is unleashed on the streets of Los Angeles. Only ever appearing at night, and attacking innocent LA residents by mooning at them before running off giggling, he/she/it is known only as, "Moonshadow". The only man who can save LA from this terrible bottom-revealing menace is Sgt. David Monroe (with help from his sidekick Susie Barcelona).
Will he catch the mysterious flasher before everyone in the city has been disgusted by this pimply behind?

Cast:As Sgt David Monroe - Bob hoskins (DDVito was tied to another film). As Susie Barcelona - Marlon Brando

Director: TheFrog

Music: Played very loudly, throughout the movie, so that dialogue is barely audible: - Take That and Party, by Take That.

Mindless
Cast: Meryl Streep, Ray Liotta, Keanu Reeves, James Earl Jones
Director: Ron Howard
Soundtrack: Includes 'Head' by Prince, 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' by Eva Cassidy and 'Too Tired To Fuck' by The Dead Kennedys.

Synopsis: Whilst in bed one night, WASPy scientist couple Streep and Liotta are distured by burglar, Keanu Reeves. Liotta goes downstairs to shoot the intruder, but accidentally shoots Streep in her head (she had followed him downstairs).

After a year in a coma and a frontal lobotomy, Streep is a vegetable confined to a wheelchair. Unbelievably, even though she only has half her brain left, she learns to communicate a la Stephen Hawkin, via an old Speak & Spell, Liotta finds in the attic. This is one accent that Streep could never master in a million years.

Brain specialist James Earl Jones arrives at their home after reading of Streep's remarkable recovery in the local paper. What Streep hasn't told anybody is that the brain damage has also given her psychic abilities! She takes it upon herself to track Keanu Reeves down (because she can see through his eyes, yadda, yadda)... Is James Earl Jones all that he seems? Would you trust somebody who sounds like Darth Vader? What strange experiments was her husband working on in his science lab? Has he experimented on his wife in some way? Was the shooting really an accident? Is Keanu Reeves really Liotta's secret gay lover?

Oh shit - I've given the ending away.