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PrintableRight.... foo'k it! I'm gonna spill it all out now....  excuse the pun....
My TOTAL 'WEE WEE' COUNT :- Infant School (aged 4-6) - Twice ONLY,  that was considered good for me,
Primary School (aged 6-11) - Four times  ....just being honest 
...and now, I'm gonna keep my gob shut 
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senik said: Oh man, I got good and bad memories from school.... Here's a bad'un.... I was 6 years old in primary school and we had a morning assembly (lt was like a daily get together for all the classes and teachers, where school news was given out, hymns were sung, Bible parables told,etc., etc.). Anyways, how it worked was that the kids sat on the floor in the sports hall in long rows in their classes (4 classes in all i.e. 4 long rows) with the respective teachers of each class sitting in chairs at the end of the rows. The Headmaster used to conduct the assembly from the front. Well, this particular morning the Headmaster when on and when on for absolutely ages and I was starting to feel uncomfortable sat on the floor. While he was yappin' away at the front I put my arm up to get his or any of the other teachers' attention. The headmaster at the front didnt see me but my class teacher did! However she just shushed me down  , thinking I was just being disruptive. I patiently waited for about 5 minutes, then I furiously stuck my arm up again trying to gain someone's attention... Ignored! AGAIN!
Another 5 minutes later there was a huge scream from my class mates around me.... They all just jumped up alarmingly either side of me!!... All the teachers and the Headmaster couldn't ignore me this time.... as I was just sat there on the floor cross-legged... with a large puddle of 'wee wee' surrounding me half a meter in each direction!!! 
The whole school was looking at me... the kids were going  ... the teachers were like  .... and I was like  pretending nothing had happened like "it wasnt me miss!"..... but I wasnt fooling anyone 
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I remember in my kindergarten class I was the first one who learned how to tie my shoes  | |
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I remember in my highschool class I was the first one who learned how to tie my shoes | |
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althom said: I remember in my highschool class I was the first one who learned how to tie my shoes
Velcroe shoes don't count you can not tie them!! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: I remember in my highschool class I was the first one who learned how to tie my shoes
Velcroe shoes don't count you can not tie them!!  | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Velcroe shoes don't count you can not tie them!!  | |
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2the9s said: What a great thread, Llee.
School was such a pleasant time and formative in so many ways. Just thinking about it now gives me a sense of peace... I remember in kindergarten we didn't really have lunch because we only had a half a day of school, but we would have "snack time" instead, which usually consisted of cookies and milk.  I remember that each week the teacher would appoint a milk monitor, who was in charge of going down the hall to the cafeteria and getting the requisite number of milk containers, straws, and napkins. This task was usually assigned to one of the "good" boys or girls, someone the teacher felt was worthy and responsible. The first time I wasn't chosen, the task went to little Lisa whatsername...obviously the teacher couldn't tell Lisa was just being a kiss ass! I wasn't worried though, I was sure my virtue would shine through and I would be chosen next. So I waited and drank my milk in silence. But as the months went by it became clear to me that this position was politically motivated or perhaps that the other students were bribing the teacher or had friends in high places! Why else would the teacher choose that little piece of shit Craig!! He never got enough straws for everybody either!! That bitch!! That know-nothing is probably in jail today! Grrr! That made me so mad!! It's fucking milk for crying out loud!! Just let me go down the hall and get the fucking milk!! I'm not asking to clap the erasers or anything, damn!!! I'll have your job!! I swear to God!!!!
Ahhh good times... LMFAO!!!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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