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Thread started 04/22/04 9:10pm

crazyhorse

The Dozens Pt3...

its been awhile since the last time we played so I'll get it rolling
Yo mama so damn tore up,she gotta wig with a chin strap.
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Reply #1 posted 04/22/04 9:49pm

kiss85

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You so ugly, that when you were born, instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mama!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 21:49:45 2004 by kiss85]
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #2 posted 04/22/04 10:14pm

ThreadBare

Yo momma's so dumb, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out all of
the Ws.
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Reply #3 posted 04/22/04 10:28pm

MostBeautifulG
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My fav....

Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house.....

Ok that was dumb rolleyes but I liked it lol
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Reply #4 posted 04/22/04 10:37pm

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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

My fav....

Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house.....

Ok that was dumb rolleyes but I liked it lol


No, really ... that was cute. smile
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Reply #5 posted 04/22/04 10:38pm

2the9s

Yo mama's so smelly she's got an airfreshener hanging from her nosering!
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Reply #6 posted 04/22/04 10:38pm

MostBeautifulG
rlNTheWorld

ThreadBare said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

My fav....

Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house.....

Ok that was dumb rolleyes but I liked it lol


No, really ... that was cute. smile

touched thanks
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Reply #7 posted 04/22/04 10:39pm

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Did 9s just post something?
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Reply #8 posted 04/22/04 10:44pm

2the9s

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Did 9s just post something?


Yo mama's Zelaira.

smile
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Reply #9 posted 04/22/04 10:47pm

AlfofMelmak

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Yo mama is so big, she owns her own zipcode
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #10 posted 04/22/04 11:00pm

Idiot

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Yo mama's such an Idiot she's too dumb to get squozen!
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Reply #11 posted 04/22/04 11:05pm

bkw

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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #12 posted 04/22/04 11:06pm

bkw

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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #13 posted 04/22/04 11:07pm

bkw

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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #14 posted 04/22/04 11:07pm

bkw

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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #15 posted 04/22/04 11:08pm

bkw

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #16 posted 04/22/04 11:18pm

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yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.

yo mama's so fat when she takes a plane ride there is a solar eclipse.

yo mama's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay her respects at a funeral.

yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

alright,alright let's get off moms.....cause I just got off yours.

yo mama's so fat i rolled over twice & was still on top of her.
falloff falloff falloff lol lol lol
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Reply #17 posted 04/22/04 11:22pm

ThreadBare

2the9s said:

ThreadBare said:

Did 9s just post something?


Yo mama's Zelaira.

smile



Well, you would know ... Dad. hug
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Reply #18 posted 04/22/04 11:37pm

kiss85

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ThaHumanBody said:

yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.
.....
alright,alright let's get off moms.....cause I just got off yours.

yo mama's so fat i rolled over twice & was still on top of her.
falloff falloff falloff lol lol lol

lol
OMG!!!!! When did you get back?! omg
Just the other day, I was wonderin where you were..... hug

How've ya been?

missed ya edit
[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 23:38:08 2004 by kiss85]
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #19 posted 04/22/04 11:48pm

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ThaHumanBody said:

yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.

yo mama's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.



These are my favorite so far. nod
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Reply #20 posted 04/23/04 12:07am

crazyhorse

Yo mama house so nasty,last time I was there I tripped over rat n a roach stole my wallet
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Reply #21 posted 04/23/04 12:17am

lilmissmissy

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Yo mama's so dumb she ran into a parked car!
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #22 posted 04/23/04 12:18am

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Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out of it!
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #23 posted 04/23/04 12:58am

TheFrog

bkw said:

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!


lol That's very good.
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Reply #24 posted 04/23/04 1:21am

crazyhorse

Yo mama mouth so nasty,she coughed and her tongue came out on a stretcher
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Reply #25 posted 04/23/04 3:24am

TheRealFiness

yo mother's gums are so black she spits yoo hoo
yo mother's so old she knew central park when it was a plant
yo mother's so broke she went to Mc'dondalds and asked to put a big mac on lay away
yo mother's so stupid when God was givin out brains she thought he said train's and said "I aint go no tracks"
heard yo mother is like Nascar, she burns four rubbers a night.
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Reply #26 posted 04/23/04 4:09am

crazyhorse

yo mama's lips so big chapstick invented a spray-on
yo mama's ass so fat looks like two pigs fightin for a milk dud
yo mama's such a ho i was almost yo daddy but the dude behind me had exact change
yo mama's so nasty when she bent over everyone got seasick
yo mama's so fat when she got of the carousel the horse had to be put to sleep
yo mama's head so thin see look through a peephole with both eyes

[This message was edited Fri Apr 23 4:43:52 2004 by crazyhorse]
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Reply #27 posted 04/23/04 4:18am

1p1p1i3

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your momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Reply #28 posted 04/23/04 4:27am

TheRealFiness

ya mom so stupid she needed directions to "here" when reading the instructions on opening a box of cereal

ya mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook Minute rice

ya mom so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around the block.
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Reply #29 posted 04/23/04 4:57am

crazyhorse

yo mama's so fat she sat on a cat n farted bones all the way home
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