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The Dozens Pt3... its been awhile since the last time we played so I'll get it rolling
Yo mama so damn tore up,she gotta wig with a chin strap. | |
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You so ugly, that when you were born, instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mama! [This message was edited Thu Apr 22 21:49:45 2004 by kiss85] They did WHAT??!....
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Yo momma's so dumb, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out all of
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My fav....
Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house..... Ok that was dumb but I liked it | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: My fav....
Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house..... Ok that was dumb but I liked it No, really ... that was cute. | |
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Yo mama's so smelly she's got an airfreshener hanging from her nosering! | |
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ThreadBare said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: My fav....
Yo mama so fat when she said she sat around they house they meant she sat arouuuund the house..... Ok that was dumb but I liked it No, really ... that was cute. thanks | |
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Did 9s just post something? | |
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ThreadBare said: Did 9s just post something?
Yo mama's Zelaira. | |
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Yo mama is so big, she owns her own zipcode You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Yo mama's such an Idiot she's too dumb to get squozen! | |
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.
yo mama's so fat when she takes a plane ride there is a solar eclipse. yo mama's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur. yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay her respects at a funeral. yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention. alright,alright let's get off moms.....cause I just got off yours. yo mama's so fat i rolled over twice & was still on top of her. **************************************************
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2the9s said: ThreadBare said: Did 9s just post something?
Yo mama's Zelaira. Well, you would know ... Dad. | |
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ThaHumanBody said: yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.
..... alright,alright let's get off moms.....cause I just got off yours. yo mama's so fat i rolled over twice & was still on top of her. OMG!!!!! When did you get back?! Just the other day, I was wonderin where you were..... How've ya been? missed ya edit [This message was edited Thu Apr 22 23:38:08 2004 by kiss85] They did WHAT??!....
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ThaHumanBody said: yo mama's so dumb someone told her it was chilly outside & she went & grabbed a bowl.
yo mama's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur. These are my favorite so far. | |
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Yo mama house so nasty,last time I was there I tripped over rat n a roach stole my wallet | |
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Yo mama's so dumb she ran into a parked car! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out of it! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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bkw said: Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
That's very good. | |
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Yo mama mouth so nasty,she coughed and her tongue came out on a stretcher | |
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yo mother's gums are so black she spits yoo hoo
yo mother's so old she knew central park when it was a plant yo mother's so broke she went to Mc'dondalds and asked to put a big mac on lay away yo mother's so stupid when God was givin out brains she thought he said train's and said "I aint go no tracks" heard yo mother is like Nascar, she burns four rubbers a night. | |
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yo mama's lips so big chapstick invented a spray-on
yo mama's ass so fat looks like two pigs fightin for a milk dud yo mama's such a ho i was almost yo daddy but the dude behind me had exact change yo mama's so nasty when she bent over everyone got seasick yo mama's so fat when she got of the carousel the horse had to be put to sleep yo mama's head so thin see look through a peephole with both eyes [This message was edited Fri Apr 23 4:43:52 2004 by crazyhorse] | |
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your momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes | |
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ya mom so stupid she needed directions to "here" when reading the instructions on opening a box of cereal
ya mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook Minute rice ya mom so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around the block. | |
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yo mama's so fat she sat on a cat n farted bones all the way home | |
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