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Org Battle of the Sexes! 
I think we can pretty much all get behind the idea that Org men are generally superior in every way to the Org women. I know that sounds sexist, but sometimes wrong-headed, appalling, sexist, non-PC notions reveal a deep-seeded truth about the world that only the courageous are brave enough to explore on an anonymous internet message board! heh heh 
Org men are better for the following reasons (Please feel free to add your own!) Org Men We are better looking (especially theChronic2) We are smarter (look at any of althom's posts) We tend to be more mature and willing to engage in highminded debate, such as the need to torture Iraqi prisoner and belching We rock Our paella is the best Our emoticon use is precise and complements our superior posting style (for example:  )
Our B.O. is not as offensive On the other hand... Org Women Org women tend to be more hysterical and less charming (look at how they react to the mere mention of charm school  )
They tend to start threads about uninteresting topics such as making doilies (Use the search engine...) and crocheting Their avatars are less inspired They tend to post off topic more often (this is because they are jealous of our superior, non-hysterical topics )
They do not rock They can't drive...
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You know, I think you're right!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Welcome to the joys of a 2the9s thread. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Welcome to the joys of a 2the9s thread.  | |
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I am not gonna waste my posting rations on such a stoopid thread..  | |
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bkw said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Welcome to the joys of a 2the9s thread. Yeah... I wonder why he seemed to group himself in the mens category? | |
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AzureStarr said: bkw said: Welcome to the joys of a 2the9s thread. Yeah... I wonder why he seemed to group himself in the mens category?  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStarr said: Yeah... I wonder why he seemed to group himself in the mens category? co- | |
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well, i don't know about the rest of the ladies, but i'm certainly convinced now of your inherent superiority! 
please consider me your humble servant from now on - may i start you off with nice cold beer and your slippers? | |
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IAmTheTouch said: well, i don't know about the rest of the ladies, but i'm certainly convinced now of your inherent superiority!
please consider me your humble servant from now on - may i start you off with nice cold beer and your slippers? Yeah, but I am not giving him a blow job.. 
I will make him cookies and muffins  | |
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wow....all this time I thought 2the9's was a girl.... | |
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I agree. Men are far superior. I think God immediately felt sorry for the females when He created them as the weaker sex. Oh sure, he tried to make up for it by bestowing upon them the gifts of multi-tasker, child bearer, longer life expectancy, nurturer, care giver, and mother, but is it enough? I mean, He gave the male gender fragile egos and dinky wangs. Yes, power to men and everything their machismo affords them. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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Rhondab said: wow....all this time I thought 2the9's was a girl....
He is, isnt he??? | |
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jillybean said: I agree. Men are far superior. I think God immediately felt sorry for the females when He created them as the weaker sex. Oh sure, he tried to make up for it by bestowing upon them the gifts of multi-tasker, child bearer, longer life expectancy, nurturer, care giver, and mother, but is it enough? I mean, He gave the male gender fragile egos and dinky wangs. Yes, power to men and everything their machismo affords them.
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 As we women always get the last say in anything, and men just  ,  , then give up  .. I say we will win this battle - most definitely!
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REDFEATHERS said: As we women always get the last say in anything, and men just , , then give up .. I say we will win this battle - most definitely!
Red... I just bought these last night! Am impatiently awaiting their arrival to my door! Whatd'ya think?! You like them?!  | |
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AzureStarr said: REDFEATHERS said: As we women always get the last say in anything, and men just , , then give up .. I say we will win this battle - most definitely!
Red... I just bought these last night! Am impatiently awaiting their arrival to my door! Whatd'ya think?! You like them?! 
very nice shoes  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said:
very nice shoes Thanks! I can't wait to try them on! | |
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2the9s said:
I think we can pretty much all get behind the idea that Org men are generally superior in every way to the Org women. I know that sounds sexist, but sometimes wrong-headed, appalling, sexist, non-PC notions reveal a deep-seeded truth about the world that only the courageous are brave enough to explore on an anonymous internet message board! heh heh
Org men are better for the following reasons (Please feel free to add your own!) Org Men We are better looking (especially theChronic2) We are smarter (look at any of althom's posts) We tend to be more mature and willing to engage in highminded debate, such as the need to torture Iraqi prisoner and belching We rock Our paella is the best Our emoticon use is precise and complements our superior posting style (for example: )
Our B.O. is not as offensive On the other hand... Org Women Org women tend to be more hysterical and less charming (look at how they react to the mere mention of charm school )
They tend to start threads about uninteresting topics such as making doilies (Use the search engine...) and crocheting Their avatars are less inspired They tend to post off topic more often (this is because they are jealous of our superior, non-hysterical topics )
They do not rock They can't drive...
manly edit [This message was edited Fri May 7 5:07:13 2004 by 2the9s] Frustrated man of the year! Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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AzureStarr said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
very nice shoes Thanks! I can't wait to try them on! Thoses are lovely, Azure...what will you wear them with?... | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: AzureStarr said: Red... I just bought these last night! Am impatiently awaiting their arrival to my door! Whatd'ya think?! You like them?!
very nice shoes ....and verrrry nice legs in that pic  | |
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Seems we got Spookymuffin on our side now...with a picture of woman's legs.  | |
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2the9s said: Their avatars are less inspired Whateva ! yes SIR! | |
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TheFrog said: thats brilliant
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH  | |
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