gooeythehamster said:

The one on the right...

DOPEE said:

I'ld do him too

gooeythehamster said:

the smurf on his pants?

When I was growing up we had a fishing smurf but he had lost his fishing rod so he looked like he was sitting on a toadstool knocking one out, we used to call him pervy smurf. Guess he was my favourite!

kermmmie said:

No, HIM, once outa those silly pants

mdiver said:

I love you, Phil.

Pervy Smurf, gotta like him too
Knocking one out.

gooeythehamster said:

That tickled you didn't it..always a pleasure

mdiver said:

You always tickle me

I always rooted for the cat. I'm kinda sick that way. It just seemed like those smurfs were some sort of affront against nature itself!! Without Gargamel, they wouldn't have even had a female!! I don't even wanna think about what Satanic rituals they performed to proliferate their race! THEY'RE EVIL!!! EVIL I TELL YA!!!

The evil black smurf

jn2 said:

Racist

JediMaster said:

I sokay.
I always loved Gargamel, even as a kid

mdiver said:

I thought it was EvilWhiteSmurf?!?!

kermmmie said:

there's a rumour that John Malkovitch might be Gargamel in a Smurf adaptation movie

JediMaster said:

Excerpt from the album by Funky Smurf: The Rainbow Smurfs



"With an accurate understanding of Papa Smurf and his law, they went about the work of smurfing a new village: The Rainbow Smurfs

Just like the sun, the Rainbow Smurfs Rise
Smurfing on, the wings of a Smurf Translation
See Them Smurf, Smurf
The covenant will be smurfed this time

The Wise Smurf who understood the law that was smurfed down from smurf long ago reflected the true meaning to his smurfette, as she surrendered her smurfing of it into his smurfing she trusted he would smurf her in the right way. Her smurfs in subjection to her, she in subjection to the Wise Smurf and The Wise Smurf in subjection to Papa Smurf, and all of them in subjection to Smurf

As prophesised, the Wise Smurf and his Smurfette were tempted by Gargamel. He knowing full well the Wise Smurf's love for Smurf, assimilated the Smurfette first. Quite naturally, chaos insued and she and five other smurfs were banished from the village forever

Who is your real Papa? The Surfy one! The one who Smurfed from nothing, and yet from this one, everything smurfs, the one who commands your smurfette, with the simple phrase "not far now", everytime she says "is it much farther?" she gives birth to the son of smurf.

Reproduction of a New Smurf, stand up! Organise!"

Just can't chose.
[This message was edited Wed May 5 10:08:24 2004 by Whateva]

who are these kids with Gargamel??

Vanity Smurf! the one who was always looking at himself in the mirror...lol

FullLabios said:

it's almost like gurl on gurl

It has to be Vanity Smurf

FullLabios said:

He's so gay! that's why I like him so much