I love playing with my OWN kitty. A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do.

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Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.


A kid is masturbating behind his garage. His dad happens to walk nearby and hears him. His dad says, "Stop that, boy! It'll make you go blind!" The boy shouts back, "Dad! I'm over here!"
[Note: Masturbation will not make you go blind. This is an old wives' tale.]

JustinCase said:

LORD Baden-Powell wanted to include advice on the dangers of "self abuse" in his book of ground rules for boys in the Scout movement.

The original manuscript of Scouting for Boys contained two pages of warnings as to how masturbation could lead to heart problems, diseases which rotted away men's mouths, noses and eyes, render the male sex organs useless and even lead to insanity.

Almost 100 years ago, he wrote: "A very large number of the lunatics on our asylums have made themselves ill by indulging in this vice although at one time they were sensible cheery boys like you."

Prof Boehmer believes that the founder of the Scouting movement, which began in England in 1907, was genuinely concerned for boys' welfare. She said: "He had a way of relating to young men and, without getting into double meanings, getting them motivated."

Robert Baden-Powell, who died in 1941, warned budding Scouts in the book first published in 1908: "You all know what it is to have at times a pleasant feeling in your private parts, and there comes an inclination to work it up with your hand or otherwise.

"Well, lots of fellows, from not knowing any better, please themselves in this way until it often becomes a sort of habit with them which they cannot get out of.

"The practice is called self abuse and the result is that the boy after time becomes weak and nervous and shy.

"He gets headaches and probably palpitation of the heart, and if he still carries it on too far he very often goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot."

He also warned of how excessive masturbation could endanger fertility in later life.

He wrote: "The use of your private parts is not to play with when you are a boy but to enable you to get children when you are grown-up and married.

"But if you misuse them while young, you will not be able to use them when you are a man.

"Remember too that several awful diseases come from indulgence - one especially that rots away the inside of men's mouths, their noses and eyes."

Raine said:

actually an antique medical text at my mom's cabin - it's from the early 1800s - goes even further and offers various 'cures' for masturbation.

so here's a hint for those of you dealing with this urge: remember the next time you are getting a pleasant feeling in your private parts and there comes an inclination to work it up with your hand or otherwise - just sit your butt down in a washtub full of ice cold water and stay there until the feeling is gone. repeat as needed. that'll fix what ails ye

Baden-Powell said:

"Well, lots of fellows, from not knowing any better, please themselves in this way until it often becomes a sort of habit with them which they cannot get out of.

"The practice is called self abuse and the result is that the boy after time becomes weak and nervous and shy.

"He gets headaches and probably palpitation of the heart, and if he still carries it on too far he very often goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot."

YOUNG PEOPLE - PLEASE HEED THIS WARNING!! I'M LIVING PROOF THAT BADEN-POWELL WAS RIGHT!

Well then, another kitty's just going to have to bite the dust. Sheeeeeiiiit, you don't tell me what to do.....





































"Heeeerrrrre kitty, kitty....."
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NWF said:

great pic
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NWF said:

Eeeewwwww....

TaraPatrick said:

oops