i turn on the TV and there's this special on about celebrity diets and how they are the luckiest people on the planet because they can hire people to cook them special food that'll make them magically lose weight.


now i don't know about the rest of you, but i am sick to death of these shows that talk about how wonderful it is to be such and so a celebrity and how they can go swimming in a pool full of designer eye cream if they wanted to. why aren't these people helping me pay off my student loans! bitches.....


and i was just trying to eat some manicotti.


okay, i'm done with my rant. maybe i'll study now.

visit this wonderful site, and you'll feel all better.

in the netherlands it's now 00:44 and i am still studying too. it's good to rant sometimes, innit?

just remember..a celebs mind is the most polluted thing u can ever come across...trhey can hire the fanciest chef, buy the most expensive food, eat at the most exclusive restaurant...but u will always be 100000 times better than them in each and everway except $

Do you want to borrow my chef Jessy?

bkw said:

does your chef make magical weight loss food?

ThreadBare said:

oh my.

Most celebs dont understand..."everything in moderation"....

If they bathe,,its in a tub full of milk,,or champagne.

They dont own 1 or 2 TV's,,,they own 14 & they are all Plasma~~~

They hire people to Complement them on how great thier A$$ looks,,& how its OK to have young boys over for a pajama party~~

There is no magik fountain of youth,,(look at joan rivers)

& excess is all around,,,look at M.J.'s nose~~~

So much ttemptation,,,so much,,,

JasmineFire said:

I hear that eating fresh air helps you lose weight.


here edit
[This message was edited Sun May 2 16:40:38 2004 by bkw]

bkw said:

fresh air is like your "specialty dish". whenever it's your turn to cook you always come out with, "let's have fresh air for dinner!"

mrsbkw said:

Fresh air

JasmineFire said:

I saw that crap too
totally depressed me
They had the nerve to go on about how great betonce looks
Please!!!!! I know for a fact she lengthens herself in videos to look slimmer
[This message was edited Sun May 2 16:54:52 2004 by CRYSTALBALL]

money can buy everything...except for common sense, seems like. fuck a chef who cooks "special" shit--food is food, you get fat off of damn near anything if you eat enough of it.

whatever you do, don't turn on VHI. they are the worst for celebrity shows. they really make you feel like your life is shit, don't they?

Milty said:

vh-1 is hell.

Pumpkin! Just eat what you want, then stick your fingers down your throat.

I'm on'y eating once a day and th weight is just falling off. Skip breakfast and dinner but have a nice lunch.

BinaryJustin said:

please...

Milty said:

They sure do.

Dayum Beyonce Knowles !!!!!

wait a minute....a couple years back i got a visit from a caterer who was offering to prepare my dinner for me on a daily bases..the price was actually pretty reasonable...i did the math and it was only a couple dollars me...

i nixed the idear because i was too mr. party at the time..but i'd probably do it now if someone knocked on my door with the same offer..

Two words: laxative paella!

JasmineFire said:

So who was the celebraty? TELL ME, TELL ME!!!!!

I'm sick of all those spoiled a-holes on tv.Enough already.Go the fuck away

althom said:

Idiot!

2the9s said:

ew. maybe i'll make that for you.

CRYSTALBALL said:

beyonce knowles doesn't know how to dance. this has always bothered me about her. whenever they show her dancing she looks so stiff and horrible, like she's trying to fight off an invisible attacker.
[This message was edited Mon May 3 11:31:13 2004 by JasmineFire]

JasmineFire said:

Hmm, but she knows how to entertain...

ThreadBare said:

she's deifintely talented but i think she should just stand still, look pretty with her weave and 18-tons of makeup, and sing. whenever she dances my soul cries. and whenever i think about all the damage that is done to her hair with that weave and that dye...well, my soul cries some more.

Celebrities ain't living in the REAL world.

JasmineFire said:

Yeah, I was explaining to my mom today how Beyonce's look has gotten lighter and brighter in recent years. It's a shame. What a voice, though.

But your soul cries?

2the9s said:

two more words: re ported!