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Printabledreamfactory313 said: When I was 8 years old, my family and I went to the zoo and while watching the giraffe a sea gull pooped in my hair. It was the most tramatic experience of my childhood (besides falling out of a tree that I had climbed and nearing being killed). I was so embarrassed and grossed out. Needless to say, it ruined the rest of the day.
 This one time when I was a kid, my mom bought me a green t-shirt that said JIVE TURKEY on it and I thought it was the coolest thing in the world, so I put it on right away and went outside to play and show off my new shirt. Don'tcha know that as soon as I stepped outside a bird pooped on my new JIVE TURKEY t-shirt and I got so upset that I went right back in and took off the t-shirt and threw it in the trash and I never got another jive turkey t-shirt again (unless you count my NPS t-shirt).  | |
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Anxiety said: dreamfactory313 said: When I was 8 years old, my family and I went to the zoo and while watching the giraffe a sea gull pooped in my hair. It was the most tramatic experience of my childhood (besides falling out of a tree that I had climbed and nearing being killed). I was so embarrassed and grossed out. Needless to say, it ruined the rest of the day.
This one time when I was a kid, my mom bought me a green t-shirt that said JIVE TURKEY on it and I thought it was the coolest thing in the world, so I put it on right away and went outside to play and show off my new shirt. Don'tcha know that as soon as I stepped outside a bird pooped on my new JIVE TURKEY t-shirt and I got so upset that I went right back in and took off the t-shirt and threw it in the trash and I never got another jive turkey t-shirt again (unless you count my NPS t-shirt). 
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I remember seein somethin disgusting happen to someone else  WEll, i was around nine years old and i was with my parents at a shopping centre...there was this big puddle of fresh vomit on the floor and this really neat, well groomed woman with her shopping bags didnt' see it...and she slipped and FELL IN IT!!  it's cruel but i cant' help but laugh at the expression on her face and the whole grossness of it all (and the gladness dat it wasnt me!!!)
The lesson here is WATCH where you STEP!!!  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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Well, let's see..... 
--Thursday morning on a home visit, a 1 yr old baby with a cold sneezed right in my mouth (I was holding her while talking on the phone, and her face was near mine) 
--I had a really bad cold once, and I was in my car driving and I sneezed and this huge wad of green/yellow phlegm came out of my nose and my throat and went all over the steering wheel. I didn't have any tissue..... --Various period stories, which are probably even grosser than the above story....
--Various sex stories, again, probably shouldn't go into detail.....  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: --Various period stories, which are probably even grosser than the above story....
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, .....I'm not listening to this! | |
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althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: --Various period stories, which are probably even grosser than the above story....
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, .....I'm not listening to this! It's probably best not to click on threads like this when drunk and horny, Allistair. 
((notice that I didn't give details on that one, heh, see I can be considerate!)) | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: althom said: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, .....I'm not listening to this! It's probably best not to click on threads like this when drunk and horny, Allistair.
((notice that I didn't give details on that one, heh, see I can be considerate!)) Hi sexy!  | |
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althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: It's probably best not to click on threads like this when drunk and horny, Allistair.
((notice that I didn't give details on that one, heh, see I can be considerate!)) Hi sexy! 
OMG, Althom stays horny even while reading the 'disgusting' thread. | |
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Again...didnt happen to me...but when i was about 15, year 10 Science class, it was time to dissect a cow's heart (i being da squeemish type opted out...) anyway, this smart-ass girl who gave some of us nice gals a hard time dared a friend of mine to bite the heart...and guess what she did?!?! YOU GUESSED IT!!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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Okay, this may seem minor to some, but to me, it was VILE!!! Havin always been da fussy type, i very rarely took a liking to anything with meat in it...by my nana's sausages always seemed the acception, she just made them real well...until i found out that that long balloon-like stuff she used to make da sausages...were inface sheep intestines  you'd best believe i never touched those sausages again!  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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nasty girl! | |
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althom said: nasty girl!
No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: althom said: nasty girl!
Love it or shove it! | |
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AnotherLoverToo said:
JIVE TURKEYSHUT UP!!! IT WAS A COOL SHIRT!!! THE LETTERS WERE GLITTERY AND EVERYTHING!!! | |
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INSATIABLE said: Oh yeah! When I was seven, my pet toad peed on me!! They pee forever! And the spray goes for at least three feet!!
 Love it or shove it! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I once did a poo in a sock. Long story.
 lol you must post of this soon.....i know you cant stop out there on the street corners.. :poopNgo:  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Well, let's see.....
--Thursday morning on a home visit, a 1 yr old baby with a cold sneezed right in my mouth (I was holding her while talking on the phone, and her face was near mine)
--I had a really bad cold once, and I was in my car driving and I sneezed and this huge wad of green/yellow phlegm came out of my nose and my throat and went all over the steering wheel. I didn't have any tissue..... --Various period stories, which are probably even grosser than the above story....
--Various sex stories, again, probably shouldn't go into detail..... you win! | |
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13inchshoe said: I was working at a phone company,right out of high school.Just cleaned the offices(late night),emptied trash cans,when I felt the need to ....FLUSH THE OLD BOWEL OUT..So I leaned down those those big tall trash cans and ,um..... released my waste!
A construction worker who was working on nightclub rennovations tried to do a "number two" down the old elevator shaft lost his balance and fell down the shaft and broke his neck and died. That nighclub is still open and going strong. Shame about what happened. Makes you think next time you get the urge to be a dirty bird | |
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KatSkrizzle said: 13inchshoe said: I was working at a phone company,right out of high school.Just cleaned the offices(late night),emptied trash cans,when I felt the need to ....FLUSH THE OLD BOWEL OUT..So I leaned down those those big tall trash cans and ,um..... released my waste!
A construction worker who was working on nightclub rennovations tried to do a "number two" down the old elevator shaft lost his balance and fell down the shaft and broke his neck and died. That nighclub is still open and going strong. Shame about what happened. Makes you think next time you get the urge to be a dirty bird Damn! That's sad | |
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My daughter must have been 10 months old at the time. We where out eating dinner. I had just changed her before we left to eat. I heard her farting, but didnt think anything of it. She started to jump up and down in her high chair. The next thing I knew, shit hit the table, my feet, the floor. Come to find, she had a "loose " bowl movement. I wanted to toss my cookies. I didnt even ask for the check, just left plenty of money and left. Disgusting and embarrasing at the same time. | |
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This girl in grade school with me decided she was going to show me and my friend that she could breath out of her ears. So she sucked in a lot of air, built up the pressure...and forgot to plug her nose. Oh my God...there was snot ALL over the front of her shirt. I barely made it back to the classroom. NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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psychodelicide,good thread.props..... 
and jd's poo in a sock story wins even though he never spilled it ..... | |
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crazyhorse said: psychodelicide,good thread.props.....
and jd's poo in a sock story wins even though he never spilled it .....  Huh! He wins???
You havent heard any of my stories.... ...I cant even write them here on the forums..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: crazyhorse said: psychodelicide,good thread.props.....
and jd's poo in a sock story wins even though he never spilled it ..... Huh! He wins???
You havent heard any of my stories.... ...I cant even write them here on the forums.. I'm sure you do | |
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crazyhorse said: REDFEATHERS said: Huh! He wins???
You havent heard any of my stories.... ...I cant even write them here on the forums.. I'm sure you doGimme 30 mins, I will be back and post afew...  | |
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