Haystack said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Were you in Marks and Spencers buying your Sun dried tomatoes and you suddenly had the urge, so you stood discretely by the Frozen Yoghurt counter and took your sock off and ..well..what can I say? except I hope it's not my local Marks and Spencers J.D.

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[This message was edited Fri Apr 30 16:33:23 2004 by Lleena]

Lleena said:

Actually, it was Littlewoods. JD's common, y'see.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Yeah...now THAT'S disgustin'.

Haystack said:

No, that's not what I was laughing at. I was laughing when you posted: "Are you talking about that time when I cut off my penis to declare my love for you and you stuck it in a passing squirrel's mouth?"

Haystack said:

But in Littlewoods you have to do it before they even allow you through the door, thats why I've never seen the inside of Littlewoods.

Haystack said:

It was in fact Netto. They felt sorry for me so they gave me a 20p can of 'Mega Beans' and a blue carrier with the dogs on them.

I once saw Lleena.

Got alot of speeding and racing violations in high school.So instead of paying fines I asked for community service.Had to work 25 hours at the place they take n process dead animals from the city.It was brutal.They gave me this number I had to go and find in walk-in freezer with at least 1200 dead animals in it.Fucking horrible man is all I'll say

JDINTERACTIVE said:

OK I have one. I was at school, playing 'catch' with a friend in the playground - throwing a tennis ball to each other. And at one point I trip over a bench as I'm trying to pick the ball off of the ground. So I'm sitting there on the floor gathering myself, and I look up and see these girls laughing at me, which REALLY pisses me off! As I'm looking at them I notice that they stop laughing and instead look kind of scared. I think nothing of it...all for no more than 2 seconds, as I turn to try and pick up the ball, but notice that my arm wasn't going where it was supposed to. This was because my left arm was in fact 'snapped' mid-way between wrist and elbow, so that my hand was perfectly perpendicular to where it should have been. Essentially, I thought I looked like some kind of alien. About halfway across the playground, while I was running towards the teacher screaming "Shit! Fuck! Shit! Fuck!", I remember my arm flipping back into 'relative' position! At the time I forgot to laugh, but now the reaction of those girls especially brings a smile to my face!

Haystack said:

You know I reported your little squirrel escapade to crimewatch. They interviewed the squirrel and it said you had promised to call the next day, but you didn't. You've got a vey bad reputation amongst the squirrel community. love rat.

Haystack said:

Lleena said:

Chin 'im Lleena.

crazyhorse said:

I can imagine.

i went one day without showering..... ( but i was a kid so it's ok!)

Taureau said:

Ouch, didn't that hurt when your arm was twisted like that?

Lleena said:

Paradisekiss03 said:

I went five days when I was fourteen with chickenpox. I could barely crawl to take a pee.

psychodelicide said:

Actually no! I didn't even know I'd done it until I looked. And then, slowly....the pain sank in

Anxiety said:

I can't even tell anyone about the most disgusting thing that happened. You'd all think I was a total slut.

gemini13 said:

Spill it.

I did something similar to your worms in the blueberries. About ten years ago I was sitting down eating a nice, hot bowl of apple-cinnamon oatmeal that my then new boyfriend/ex-husband had laying around. He didn't have much in the house to eat and I loooove oatmeal. Anyway... I'm packin' that stuff in my mouth and watching television. He calls and I had to take a break from eating it to talk to him on the phone. While talking, I looked down into the bowl in my lap and there were weevils in it!

Who knows how many were in it and how many I ate. There was only a spoon or two of oatmeal left in the bowl. I literally threw up. It took many years for me to even think about eating oatmeal after that.

AzureStarr said:

LMAO

crazyhorse said:

'Tis not funny!

AzureStarr said:

AZURESTARR AKA DA WEVA ETA

Oh, lots of things. I'm a veterinary nurse, I do disgusting things almost every day.

One kind of nasty thing was this euthanasia. . .euthanasia solution is an overdose of an old anesthetic, and it is thick and sticky (to help prevent accidental use). Sometimes when you try to inject it into the veins of a very sick critter, the veins will be fragile and won't stand up to the pressure. If you can't inject it into a vein, you can inject it straight into the heart after making the critter unconscious with gas anesthesia or whatnot.

So we had this kitty unconsicous and were injecting the solution into her heart, and the pressure blew the syringe off of the needle and sprayed euthanasia solution mixed with blood from the heart all over my (and the doctor's) face.

That was gross.

And people, when you let your dogs get into chocolate, for gawd's sake, make them throw up at home. We veterinary folks are SICK of chocolate puke.

(Just kidding, call your vet and get instructions if that happens. )

My brother threw up in my lap when he was 6 and I was 10

In the second bite of a dessert at a soul food restaurant, I looked down and saw a clump of hair in the plate. Not mine.

At yet another restaurant, I encountered spores in an apple dumpling.

There it is . . . bile and confection issues on a Friday night. Man, I need a life.

I was working at a phone company,right out of high school.Just cleaned the offices(late night),emptied trash cans,when I felt the need to ....FLUSH THE OLD BOWEL OUT..So I leaned down those those big tall trash cans and ,um..... released my waste!

When I was 8 years old, my family and I went to the zoo and while watching the giraffe a sea gull pooped in my hair. It was the most tramatic experience of my childhood (besides falling out of a tree that I had climbed and nearing being killed). I was so embarrassed and grossed out. Needless to say, it ruined the rest of the day.