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Tell Us About Something That Happened to You That Was Disgusting... when it happened, but is funny now that you look back on it.
One time when I was at work, I brought blueberries for lunch, not realizing that they were too old to be eaten. I opened up the container, stuck my spoon in, and ate a spoonful of berries. Just as I was about to put the spoon in my mouth again after scooping up more berries, I glanced down and noticed that there were worms in the blueberries that were live and were crawling around. I must have had a funny look on my face, because the people I was sitting with asked me what was wrong. When I told them that there were worms in my blueberries and that I had accidentally eaten a few without knowing it, they cracked up laughing, they found it to be very amusing. I remember them saying, "Well at least you got your protein for the day". I can laugh at it now, but it made me feel like vomiting, and it took me a loong time to eat blueberries after that happened. In fact, I sometimes find myself cutting blueberries in half to make sure that there are no nasty surprises lurking inside. Yuck! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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For charity, I once ate Princess Anne's toenail clippings that had been stuck decoratively into Glenda Jackson's excrement. | |
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Ewwwww!!! That is worse than eating worms. Yuck! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Haystack said: For charity, I once ate Princess Anne's toenail clippings that had been stuck decoratively into Glenda Jackson's excrement.
I don't believe you. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Haystack said: For charity, I once ate Princess Anne's toenail clippings that had been stuck decoratively into Glenda Jackson's excrement.
I don't believe you. Even though you ate more than me and raised over £1000? I suppose it's easy to deny your past. | |
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My friend Sam and I were on holiday in the sea. He went under the water and had two strings of snot dangling from his nostril in the breeze. He looked ridiculous and disgusting at the same time. I of cause laughed naturally! I'ts making me gigle thinking about it now. | |
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Ewwwww! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Haystack said: INSATIABLE said: I don't believe you. Even though you ate more than me and raised over £1000? I suppose it's easy to deny your past. That was my twin, Helga. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I once licked a dead seal's eyeball.
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I once did a poo in a sock. Long story. | |
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i remember skidding barefoot through dog poo as a small child while playing some game. i fell down in it too, i think. took me totally by surprise, like ice uderfoot. then i looked around the yard more carefully and noticed a whole lot of other piles of poo we'd been playing in and around that i'd miraculously missed.
yuk. it makes me giggle and gag thinking about that. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I once did a poo in a sock. Long story.
You think that 8 words is a long story | |
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Once, on the way home from softball practice, I ate most of a Chik-O-Stick covered in ants! *$@*$@&*(*#*@( Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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It's too disgusting to even repeat. You would all be repulsed and vomit into your shoes, Its that disgusting and repulsive etc. However, I will say that Haystack was involved, so you can imagine how disgusting it was. I am still disgusted by the whole episode. | |
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Lleena said: It's too disgusting to even repeat. You would all be repulsed and vomit into your shoes, Its that disgusting and repulsive etc. However, I will say that Haystack was involved, so you can imagine how disgusting it was. I am still disgusted by the whole episode.
Are you talking about that time when I cut off my penis to declare my love for you and you stuck it in a passing squirrel's mouth? Or not? | |
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Haystack said: Lleena said: It's too disgusting to even repeat. You would all be repulsed and vomit into your shoes, Its that disgusting and repulsive etc. However, I will say that Haystack was involved, so you can imagine how disgusting it was. I am still disgusted by the whole episode.
Are you talking about that time when I cut off my penis to declare my love for you and you stuck it in a passing squirrel's mouth? Or not? I'm talking about what you did to the squirrel. Disgusting. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I once did a poo in a sock. Long story.
LMAO...Share it lol | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I once did a poo in a sock. Long story.
You think that 8 words is a long story Well we can recreate the story in real life sometime if it would please you. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Haystack said: You think that 8 words is a long story Well we can recreate the story in real life sometime if it would please you. That's what I was trying to wangle. How about tuesday week? | |
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When I was in college, one time I added blueberry syrup to ramen noodles because I thought it would be tasty and I was going to market it as a new trendy dessert for students on the go.
Of course it was nasty. The scary thing about this incident was, I was sober as a judge. | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Well we can recreate the story in real life sometime if it would please you. That's what I was trying to wangle. How about tuesday week? 'wangle' I can find a slot Im sure. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I once did a poo in a sock. Long story.
Spill it, JD. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Oh yeah! When I was seven, my pet toad peed on me!! They pee forever! And the spray goes for at least three feet!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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XxAxX said: i remember skidding barefoot through dog poo as a small child while playing some game. i fell down in it too, i think. took me totally by surprise, like ice uderfoot. then i looked around the yard more carefully and noticed a whole lot of other piles of poo we'd been playing in and around that i'd miraculously missed.
yuk. it makes me giggle and gag thinking about that. Yuck. That story reminds me of when I was a little girl playing in my sandbox and finding kitty poo in there. I think I even picked it up a few times, not realizing what it was. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Once, on the way home from softball practice, I ate most of a Chik-O-Stick covered in ants! *$@*$@&*(*#*@(
Yuck! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Anxiety said: When I was in my Mother's womb, one time I added rat-piss syrup to Pot noodles because I thought it would be sexy and I was going to market it as a new type of toilet paper for students on the toilet.
Of course it was great. The scary thing about this incident was, a huge man-beast came into the room and killed everyone in the room except me with it's razor-sharp talons. Wow! | |
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Lleena said: Haystack said: Are you talking about that time when I cut off my penis to declare my love for you and you stuck it in a passing squirrel's mouth? Or not? I'm talking about what you did to the squirrel. Disgusting. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Anxiety said: When I was in college, one time I added blueberry syrup to ramen noodles because I thought it would be tasty and I was going to market it as a new trendy dessert for students on the go.
Of course it was nasty. The scary thing about this incident was, I was sober as a judge. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Lleena said: I'm talking about what you did to the squirrel. Disgusting. You think that fucking a squirrel until it splits is funny? | |
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INSATIABLE said: Oh yeah! When I was seven, my pet toad peed on me!! They pee forever! And the spray goes for at least three feet!!
OMG - I remember as a child picking up a toad and it peed all over the place, but luckily it wasn't on me. They can pee pretty far. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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